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I've seen clips of Miller hacking it up with Bill O'Reilly and he is not even a shell of a shadow of his former self and he looks drunk half the time. He's done.

ASad!

Funnier than Dennis Miller in 2017:









AOn Hannity: Since there aren't any women claiming sexual harassment and/or assault, he'll probably be back and with the Seth Rich stuff conspicuously absent from his program. At most he'll issue a boilerplate semi-defense of himself on air with zero specifics and say something about "keeping them honest" and "following his instincts" and then that will be it. His fans will follow suit and move on to the next thing as if none of this ever happened.

He'll just have to find another way to pretend that Trump's ties to Russia isn't the "real" story and he will.

And finally, when Trump is gone, fucked off in disgrace, whatever Democrat is in office will catch hell from Conservative media and the GOP as if we all didn't go through 4 years (or less) of maddening bullshit and overwhelming incompetence.

USAA resumes advertising on Hannity - http://thehill.com/homenews/media/335664-usaa-says-it-will-reinstate-ads-on-hannity 

Another profile in courage.

AApparently Hannity, apparently covering for his tiny dick, is now calling for a boycott of Rachel Maddow. What he doesn't understand is that his core audience will never watch MSNBC anyways.

He's in 3rd place. Attempting to incite outrage is the only thing he knows.

Wonder Woman... isn't a U.S. citizen.



https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/...9671087104





AComic book historians, these guys!

Also, God is dead in the movie. Rage!

Wait til they hear about Superman!

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Wait til they hear about Superman!



When Superman Returns came out, Hannity did a segment on the movie dropping the "American way" bit from Superman's catchphrase.  That's when he still had a show with Alan Colmes.

AFun fact: "the American Way..." part was introduced to the TV show at the behest of HUAC.

Fox is dropping the "Fair and Balanced" slogan.



https://twitter.com/grynbaum/status/875118667356418052

AI'm not so sure that Fox's new slogan: "F├╝hrer befiehl, wir folgen dir" will allay any concerns about the integrity of their brand. Just a thought.

  I caught a bit of Fox News today and I saw that the headline at the bottom said that the latest London attack should be considered a hate crime and not a terrorist attack.  Its a safe bet that no one actually said that an attack on a mosque can't be a terrorist attack but that is what they meant. Fuck that network.

Someone at Fox didn't use his or her indoor voice:



I don't even know how to react to this stuff anymore:



https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status...5249885184

EDIT: Wrong thread.

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I don't even know how to react to this stuff anymore:



https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status...5249885184



They're  classier than the PA residents who still like Joe Paterno.

A must-watch video on Tucker Carlson and how he's adopted many of the phrases used by the likes of David Duke and Richard Spencer:



https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/888391990768836609

When I need an expert on North Korea, Scott Adams is always the guy I go to:



Why does Tucker Carlson always look like he needs more fiber in his diet?

ATucker Carlson looks like the assistant manager at Game Stop who's always trying to get the other employees to go on a road trip with him to Tijuana to see a donkey show.

Tucker Carlson seems like the kind of guy who feels owed sex after the third date. No exceptions.



"I mean, it was a nice restaurant and I thought we had a great time, but it's really not cool you're leaving me with a hard-on like this."

AAnd the donkey's like, "I'm not that kind of girl."

I'd like to thank you both for keeping it classy.  A less tactful sort of person would have pointed out that Tucker looks like his idea of a date is squatting in the corner while Hannity fucks his wife, but not you guys.

I don't really want to picture Carlson having sex, so...



Tucker Carlson looks like the kind of guy who has to ask the creator of Dilbert what his punch lines mean.



Also, screw it:



Tucker Carlson looks like the kind of guy who asks his prostitute if she prefers his tie on or off, then when she says, "Off, please", he says, "Too bad."

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Tucker Carlson looks like the kind of guy who asks his prostitute if she prefers his tie on or off, then when she says, "Off, please", he says, "Too bad."
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No need to continue the running gag, we have a clear winner. Fin.
ADilbert. "What if Bart Simpson grew up and got a shitty office job and stopped being funny?"

Genius!
AIn fairness, Dilbert was actually funny...back when Windows NT was new.
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Why does Tucker Carlson always look like he needs more fiber in his diet?



Don't know where I read it, and it may have even been here, but he looks like a dog who's just been shown a card trick.

Eric Boiling has been suspended for lewd texting.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eric...be6d65?hd6

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Eric Boiling has been suspended for lewd texting.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eric...be6d65?hd6



Are there any male employees at FoxNews that aren't pervs?

AOf course not.