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(06-11-2020, 12:02 AM)boristhecheese Wrote: [ -> ]Tucker's losing that ad money again!

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tuck...03976.html

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Tucker's advertising over the past 3 months:

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https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/1270888377013985280

Come November, its just going to be MyPillow ads and promos for other Fox shows.
I was going to chime in earlier with a MyPillow joke...turns out it wouldn't have been a joke!
The shit of it is, I have a MyPillow. The damned thing is great. I bought it years ago before I knew what a tool the owner is.
^ Similar story. We were about to order a couple, but then fortunately heard just in time about that thirsty douche's MAGAworship. Dodged a missile, there.
Imagine if like the MyPillow was cursed, and if you slept on one, you'd have awful Republican dreams.
Your hair will fall out and your forehead swell into that of Stephen Miller.
If you read up on his life story, the various trials and tribulations etc, it greatly increases his comedic value. And it explains a lot.

I want a character study/inspirational bedding accessories industry movie starring Nic Cage asap
(06-11-2020, 12:40 PM)seabass inna bun Wrote: [ -> ]Your hair will fall out and your forehead swell into that of Stephen Miller.

(Feels scalp)

Uh oh.
Fox, simply put, is not a news organization:

https://twitter.com/Jim_Brunner/status/1...8839677952

Quote:Fox also ran this scary image of a burning city above a package of stories about Seattle headlined CRAZY TOWN. The photo was from May 30 in St. Paul, Minnesota.

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Impossible to parody.  Just the dumbest shit imaginable, all the time.  

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Hard laugh at Yemen & Women.
San Difundo
Mar-a-Lagovid-19?

Wait, that's their guy.
(06-17-2020, 12:42 PM)fuzzy dunlop Wrote: [ -> ]lol

https://twitter.com/existentialfish/stat...7047805958
hahahahaha!
If you’re a ‘news program’, you shouldn’t have to fit footage into a Walking Dead episode to make a point.
They should just re-title his program The WASP Panic Hour.
I used to live on Capital Hill, and the only thing new in that video is masks.
What the fuck



There's no way that's real.
I bet that video is the funniest thing catartik has ever seen.
It appears to actually be from OAN, and it looks like it was uploaded 5 years ago. Which shooting were they responding to at the time, I wonder?
It's like they asked for an NRA ad, only make it extra racist.

Who are the ad wizards who came up with that one?  Turns out they're Grand Wizards.
Shirtless Scruffy Guy is at it again in Seattle! (*grungy wah wah guitar*)

And is that Man Jerking Off On A Fence I see? (*whaaaaaaaaahw*)

Odd that the sight of a fat man open carrying a rifle is portrayed as ominous on Fox News. Shouldn't they be hailing him as a hero? Or is there something else about him that they don't like?
Fun fact: the actor from that OAN ad went on to produce, write, direct, and star in LOQUEESHA, a movie about a man who gets his own radio show where he gives advice to people impersonating a sassy black woman.

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That film must be seen.
(06-17-2020, 10:55 PM)fuzzy dunlop Wrote: [ -> ]Fun fact: the actor from that OAN ad went on to produce, write, direct, and star in LOQUEESHA, a movie about a man who gets his own radio show where he gives advice to people impersonating a sassy black woman.

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Holy shit. I read Nathan Rabin's essay on that movie, and it sounds positively loathsome. I saw it was on Amazon Prime, but I'm not going to hatewatch it.
Hmm, previously I suggested that Fox News should be banned from calling themselves a news network or claiming to provide news, since both are lies.

Agreeing with me is... Fox News?!?

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-es...it-1298999

Quote:Tucker Carlson doesn't have an obligation to investigate the truth of statements before making them on his show, and his audience doesn't expect him to report facts, a lawyer for Fox News told a New York federal judge on Wednesday.

Carlson, before making the lies in question: "Remember the facts of the story; these are undisputed."
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Fox gets an F on this book report.
This memo is definitely not the messaging on the programs:

https://twitter.com/jeremymbarr/status/1...3161325571

Quote:Fox News Channel sent a memo today reminding staffers who come to the office to follow CDC guidelines on masks: “We’d like to remind all employees to also don a face covering in Fox News Media shared spaces, particularly when you’re not at a socially distanced workstation.”

Fox News to staff: “For your safety and the safety of others, the CDC as well as state & local officials have asked everyone to wear a face covering when unable to maintain 6-feet of social distance between one another”

-Protocols “may continue to evolve to ensure safety of all”