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Only watch the segment if you like headaches:

https://mobile.twitter.com/dhnexon/statu...2315515910

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Fox trying to pretend that white felons are somehow excluded is definitely on brand:

https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/s...5934475269

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Goddamn Matt Gaetz’s stupid, asshole face.
He's really got that "preppy asshole from an '80s college comedy" look going on, doesn't he.
Gaetz has how many DUIs again?

Not sure drunks who can't figure out the Uber app should be allowed to vote.
(09-23-2020, 11:27 PM)commodorejohn Wrote: [ -> ]He's really got that "preppy asshole from an '80s college comedy" look going on, doesn't he.

Evil Astronaut all the way.
Extremely normal thing to say:

Quote:Law enforcement officers are ministers of God sent to punish evildoers and to resist law enforcement is to resist God himself

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/statu...5589434370

Its been fascinating to see the 'guns are necessary to protect us from oppressive tyrannical governments!' crowd bending over backwards to justify fascist police executions by telling us that we must obey their every command because cops have been delivered to us by God to punish evildoers.
That's a terrifying slippery slope.
Dunno if "Law enforcement officers are ministers of God sent to punish evildoers and to resist law enforcement is to resist God himself" qualifies as a slippery slope. Isn't that the kind of stuff you hear when society's hurtled off the slope and is spiralling into the abyss, like the poor woman at the start of Cliffhanger?
Yeah, that's not so much a slippery slope as it is the ending of Thelma & Louise.
Predictably, "Fox & Friends" had one question about the Trump tax report, and it was the timing:

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-friends-...he-timing/
Fox not pleased over Wallace, no surprise.


https://dailycaller.com/2020/09/30/fox-n...criticism/
"WHY DIDN'T CHRIS WALLACE STOP DONALD TRUMP FROM BEING DONALD TRUMP WAHHHHHH"
So, FoxNews is pretty much hypocritical perv central...?

The Secret History of Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Departure from Fox

Quote:Until now, the specific accusations against Guilfoyle have remained largely hidden. The draft complaint, which was never filed in court, is covered by a nondisclosure agreement. The former assistant has not been publicly identified, and, out of respect for the rights of alleged victims of sexual harassment, The New Yorker is honoring her confidentiality. Reached for comment, she said, “I wish you well. But I have nothing to say.”

The woman was hired in 2015, just out of college, to work as an assistant for Guilfoyle and another former Fox host, Eric Bolling. According to a dozen well-informed sources familiar with her complaints, the assistant alleged that Guilfoyle, her direct supervisor, subjected her frequently to degrading, abusive, and sexually inappropriate behavior; among other things, she said that she was frequently required to work at Guilfoyle’s New York apartment while the Fox host displayed herself naked, and was shown photographs of the genitalia of men with whom Guilfoyle had had sexual relations. The draft complaint also alleged that Guilfoyle spoke incessantly and luridly about her sex life, and on one occasion demanded a massage of her bare thighs; other times, she said, Guilfoyle told her to submit to a Fox employee’s demands for sexual favors, encouraged her to sleep with wealthy and powerful men, asked her to critique her naked body, demanded that she share a room with her on business trips, required her to sleep over at her apartment, and exposed herself to her, making her feel deeply uncomfortable.
Birds of a feather, man. Kee-ripes.
Sad!

James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) Tweeted:

There's a really odd, tentative vibe on Fox News now, having to treat coronavirus as a round-the-clock major story while (presumably) knowing their audience has been told by their commentators for months that it's overblown. https://twitter.com/poniewozik/status/13...20677?s=20
Gonna gives that Guilfoyle thing 5 out of 4 YIKESes. Also, the quotes imply that she thinks Don Jr. is a "powerful man". I've got some bad news for you, Kim.
The big man calling in to Hannity to say its possible he got covid from The Troops, who are always wanting to hug and kiss him because he's done such a good job:

https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1...7421871106
(10-02-2020, 12:39 PM)kyle reese 2 Wrote: [ -> ]Gonna gives that Guilfoyle thing 5 out of 4 YIKESes. Also, the quotes imply that she thinks Don Jr. is a "powerful man". I've got some bad news for you, Kim.

It's truly some 'Patty Bateman' type shit....
Chris Wallace seriously should've done what Christopher Plummer does as his father in The Insider and softly said to Trump, "You fucked up, Don."

In fact, that whole scene just feels like what Fox News is this moment... no, you FUCKED you... DON'T INVERT STUFF!
Iron MaidenIngraham may want to get tested:

https://twitter.com/mat/status/1312231783425994754


Let them die ummmm fight
Ooops
Hell, at this point, I think I might want to social distance from my phone.
Once again, I must point out that this post is not satire:

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1...4892019715

Quote:Greg Gutfeld is on Fox News saying Trump got coronavirus because he’s brave and he was “doing it for us.” Gutfeld says Trump “didn’t hide from the virus” because he didn’t “want America to hide from the virus.”

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What a fucking sycophant.
You knew this take was coming.
So basically Trump is their actual Republican Jesus. Took the virus for our sins.

FUCK THAT!
(10-03-2020, 04:11 AM)mr. stockslivevan Wrote: [ -> ]So basically Trump is their actual Republican Jesus. Took the virus for our sins.

Could he take a few more?
The brave & selfless "I don't need to be here, I could be doing awesome gazillionaire shit right now but instead I decided to fight for YOU, the real Americans" crap has been part of the carefully constructed narrative since at least 2016. Another recent example would be that hilarious disheveled/defeated post Tulsa walk of shame that his state TV turned into "Poor guy, look what working so tirelessly to make our country great has done to him!!"
(10-03-2020, 03:38 AM)Iron Maiden Wrote: [ -> ]Once again, I must point out that this post is not satire:

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1...4892019715

Quote:Greg Gutfeld is on Fox News saying Trump got coronavirus because he’s brave and he was “doing it for us.” Gutfeld says Trump “didn’t hide from the virus” because he didn’t “want America to hide from the virus.”

Donald Christ Superstar
Trump's always been a profile in courage, dating all the way back to the time he served with honor and distinction in Vietnam--

Oh, wait.
Just astounding stuff:

https://twitter.com/jeremymbarr/status/1...0321547264

Quote:(Rudy Giuliani is literally waiting for the results of a COVID test)

Martha MacCallum: "I hope that cough is not anything bad. You're waiting for your test to come back. 

Rudy Giuliani: "I hope so too. I'll let you know tomorrow."