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Hollywood Scandals & Assorted Skeeve Catch-All
That new show sounds terrible. SBTB was never really that good in the first place.
Originally Posted by ImmortanNick 

Saw Batman v Superman.
Now I know what it's like to see Nickelback in concert.

That's my review.
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(02-18-2020, 07:13 PM)headless fett Wrote: That new show sounds terrible. SBTB was never really that good in the first place.

Hot take right here ^^^!

SBTB is one of the worst things ever produced by man. It goes:

1) Genocide
2) Climate Change
3) Saved By The Bell 
4) Saved By the Bell The College Years 
5) Napalm
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Saved By The Bell was one of the things (along with the period in which Nickelodeon turned from a good source for eccentric cartoons to a haven for godawful kid-sitcoms) that made kid-me realize that I was perfectly content to spend the entire '90s in a bubble with whatever books and tapes the public library had, and find out what (if anything) I missed later.
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California Governor Zack Morris
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(02-18-2020, 08:03 PM)farsight Wrote:
(02-18-2020, 07:13 PM)headless fett Wrote: That new show sounds terrible. SBTB was never really that good in the first place.

Hot take right here ^^^!

SBTB is one of the worst things ever produced by man. It goes:

1) Genocide
2) Climate Change
3) Saved By The Bell 
4) Saved By the Bell The College Years 
5) Napalm

SBTB was also the beginning of the end of Saturday morning cartoons on NBC. It truly was the Seventh Seal.
Originally Posted by ImmortanNick 

Saw Batman v Superman.
Now I know what it's like to see Nickelback in concert.

That's my review.
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Didn't Screech stab a guy in a bar?
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(02-19-2020, 12:06 AM)bradito Wrote: Didn't Screech stab a guy in a bar?

He did. He is SO cool.
“I call upon you to stop this musical now,” she said to the board. “You tear a community apart if you don’t.” -Prachi Ruina                                                            
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In order to decide how cool he is I'd need to know the ages of the girls he dates.
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You are correct that is a factor. As far as I know his long time girlfriend is pretty age appropriate so that does lower his score. However if this wasn't just a stabbing but the end result of a duel then his score will drift upward again. This is all ballpark of course. I don't have the official rules in front of me.
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Wasn't there a Lifetime movie a few years back?
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(02-19-2020, 05:36 AM)Felix Wrote: Wasn't there a Lifetime movie a few years back?

Yes based on Screech's book that he later admitted was like half made up. Ohh how deep the rabbit hole goes!
“I call upon you to stop this musical now,” she said to the board. “You tear a community apart if you don’t.” -Prachi Ruina                                                            
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I thought Screech had done porn films?
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Screech briefly did standup and stole one of my friend's bits. A while later, another fellow comic met him and got his picture taken. Right when the pic was taken, he called him out for stealing my friend's bit. The picture shows my comic friend smiling and Screech with his mouth wide open in mid "WAIT WHOA!" It's amazing. I've tried to get my friend to send me that pic, but I think it may be lost to time Sad
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(02-19-2020, 08:35 AM)MichaelM Wrote: I thought Screech had done porn films?

He leaked a porn tape, but later claimed he used a stunt-cock or something like that. It's all very confusing.
I might have been born yesterday sir, but I stayed up all night!
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So what’s Screech doing in the revival? Editor of the Los Angeles Times?
Brigadier Cousins on PSN
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(02-19-2020, 10:39 AM)arjen rudd Wrote: So what’s Screech doing in the revival? Editor of the Los Angeles Times?

Republican President, obviously.
Superlaser speaks for me from now on.

-Bart
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My sister-in-law worked with Screech some 15 odd years ago and said he was obnoxious and skeevy.
If I could change to liquid, I'd fill the cracks and bend the rocks.
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Screech probably posts here
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Heard he converted to Buddhism.
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In some ways I'm goofing on the age thing.

In other ways I'll note that both the great Nick Offerman and the splendid Jason Momoa are with women at least 10 years older, and if you're a dude and you're not trying to be more like Nick Offerman and Jason Momoa you're doing it wrong.
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Spielberg's daughter to become stripper, porn star.

http://www.justjared.com/2020/02/19/stev...tertainer/

She says she doesn't want to live off her parents but damn I would if I was her. Or get a cushy job with her dad.
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She has a 47-year-old fiance and it's not Zack Braff?!
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I love that apparently Spielberg was “intrigued” by her career decision. Yup, sounds like how most dads would react!
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"Honey, I know I kept my cool when you told me... but could you PLEASE not tell people I was -intrigued-?!?"
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(02-19-2020, 06:21 PM)bradito Wrote: She has a 47-year-old fiance and it's not Zack Braff?!

The article says his name is Chuck Pankow. I Googled him and I have chosen to believe this is the one she is talking about.
http://www.monster-darts.us/monster-dart...ck-pankow/
“I call upon you to stop this musical now,” she said to the board. “You tear a community apart if you don’t.” -Prachi Ruina                                                            
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(02-18-2020, 11:19 PM)headless fett Wrote:
(02-18-2020, 08:03 PM)farsight Wrote:
(02-18-2020, 07:13 PM)headless fett Wrote: That new show sounds terrible. SBTB was never really that good in the first place.

Hot take right here ^^^!

SBTB is one of the worst things ever produced by man. It goes:

1) Genocide
2) Climate Change
3) Saved By The Bell 
4) Saved By the Bell The College Years 
5) Napalm

SBTB was also the beginning of the end of Saturday morning cartoons on NBC. It truly was the Seventh Seal.

Funny thing about this is they then brought cartoons back in the 2000s when everyone else was starting to drop them. I think them and The CW ended up being the last ones to have a Saturday Morning Cartoons block.
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The Jury are deliberating right now on the Harvey Weinstein case.

Hopefully we'll get some well needed justice next week.
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considering they are deadlocked I'm not hopeful. They have direct testimony from the women and it's STILL not enough.
AIt's just tits and dragons. - Ian McShane on Game of Thones
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(02-23-2020, 11:51 AM)anyawatchin angel Wrote: considering they are deadlocked I'm not hopeful.  They have direct testimony from the women and it's STILL not enough.

His lawyer pretty much tore them apart in cross examination.

She's also quite the scumbag,but it looks like the old school defense still works.  Yet another example of us not being where we might have felt we were on all this (as a society).
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Weinstein found guilty on two charges: first degree sexual assault and third degree rape. However, he skates on the charges of predatory sexual assault, which would have potentially put him away for life.

https://twitter.com/VanityFair/status/12...5173299201
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Which sucks. But, then, how much life does he have left in him? 10 years may be enough.
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At least the his victims get some justice.
AIt's just tits and dragons. - Ian McShane on Game of Thones
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Best news i've heard this week!
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Los Angeles is also proceeding with its case against Weinstein as well, so this isn't the end of the road for him being held accountable.
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It's a shame he's not a Republican, or he could count on a pardon in about thirteen nanoseconds.
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