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Trumpocalypse Now
Unsurprisingly, Trump fell for a satirical article on Twitter this morning:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTru...6328730625

Guys, I’m starting to think this Trump guy is a dope!
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(10-16-2020, 10:40 AM)schwartz Wrote:
(10-16-2020, 09:29 AM)ska oreo Wrote: It's true that both Republicans and Democrats owe a debt to Black Americans, but this was a dumb fucking move.

Yeah, the debt is real, but the idea that this would be the one debt in his life Trump actually got serious about paying is beyond dumb.

The only reason I can see that Ice Cube fell for this is because....he's still a wealthy American.

There's a contraction inherent in Ice Cube's image: He's the angry, fuck the police/scare white people persona that got massively wealthy off of selling people that image.  And while I want to believe there are good intentions, I feel like Ice Cube trying to argue that he should be able help both sides feels a lot like Joe Rogan being flippant on who he supports: they're rich men who don't have to deal with any of the problems a majority of Americans have to, especially if Trump finds a way to win another 4 years.  People will suffer--but it won't affect Ice Cube.

He should have taken that L, and realized he got played.  Now he's ensuring that no one takes him seriously.
"There's only one question to resolve. I'm scared. I feel a little crazy. I'm not lucid. The assumptions are right. I can feel my fear growing. Now is the time for the answer. Just one question. One question to answer.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?









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Forbes says Trump is $1 billion in debt. Nine of his thirteen loans have due dates 2024 or earlier.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexande...4aa2b44330
"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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I'm not sure whether I'm happier about Trump staring down the barrel of a massive debt foreclosure, or the cretins and criminals who still actually loan him money thinking they're seriously going to get anything like what they're owed out of this serial grifter and conman.
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B Action Thread shits and giggles cross-post:
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"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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(10-16-2020, 10:44 AM)Iron Maiden Wrote: Unsurprisingly, Trump fell for a satirical article on Twitter this morning:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTru...6328730625

Guys, I’m starting to think this Trump guy is a dope!

I'm also starting to think evangelical Christian satire websites are bad at being funny.

It can't think twice, can't reason, can't change it's prime directive. It's like a chainsaw set on frappé.
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To be fair, it's the Babylon Bee. It can be tough finding humor there.
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They're no Wittenburg Door, that's for damn sure.
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I've seen perfectly reasonable people take BB articles seriously. Since they're not funny, why else would they exist?
"I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on Earth."--Steve McQueen
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Trump repeatedly called Matt Gaetz "Rick Gates" at his Florida rally today.

https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1...6215763968

In unrelated news, Matt Gaetz will probably be changing his name to Rick Gates within the next 24 hours.
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Jamil Smith talked to Cube about his recent foray into the political maelstrom we are currently in...

Ice Cube Tries to Explain What in the Hell He Was Thinking
I used to be with "it", but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.   -Grandpa Simpson
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[attachment=6843 Wrote:Dent6084 pid='4741935' dateline='1602887854']Trump repeatedly called Matt Gaetz "Rick Gates" at his Florida rally today.

https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1...6215763968

In unrelated news, Matt Gaetz will probably be changing his name to Rick Gates within the next 24 hours.


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Not so much tooth!
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"Turd" is trending on Twitter.
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In the wind?
"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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I could go for a Venom presidency.
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Except that they already ARE parasites..
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I have never seen a walking fuckboi quite like Matt “here’s my adopted Mexican son” Gaetz.


I wish all the fists in the world would target his face.

(10-16-2020, 07:25 PM)vtran Wrote: Jamil Smith talked to Cube about his recent foray into the political maelstrom we are currently in...

Ice Cube Tries to Explain What in the Hell He Was Thinking

Answer: he wasn’t.
"There's only one question to resolve. I'm scared. I feel a little crazy. I'm not lucid. The assumptions are right. I can feel my fear growing. Now is the time for the answer. Just one question. One question to answer.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?









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https://twitter.com/scottlincicome/statu...4009531392

Quote:Stunning numbers from @djheakin: well over 100% of the increase in US farmers' net income bt 2017-19 ($9B) came from subsidies tied to Trump's trade wars ($11B)

https://mailchi.mp/a4e0e49c8f11/the-pres...f9b38e6f55

(Tariffs/subsidies began in 2018 and accelerated in 2019)

   
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Trump took the bait Sen. Sasse knew he would take.  Sasse will now pretend he did enough to pivot if Trump loses:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/stat...2133065728

Quote:Senator Little Ben Sasse of the Great State of Nebraska seems to be heading down the same inglorious path as former Senators Liddle’ Bob Corker, whose approval rating in Tennessee went from 55% to 4%, & Jeff “the Flake” Flake, whose approval rating in Arizona went from 56% to....

....practically nothing. Both Senators became totally unelectable, couldn’t come even close to winning their primaries, and decided to drop out of politics and gracefully “RETIRE”. @SenSasse could be next, or perhaps the Republicans should find a new and more viable candidate?

Sasse has zero chance of losing his Senate contest this November, though.  Nebraska Democrats already disowned their nominee, Chris Janicek, after a sexting scandal and a report that he said some racist stuff toward a party guest years back.

Plus, you know, it's Nebraska and Dems don't really have a shot there anyway.
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The only appeal I know for Ben Sasse is that he’s Sasse-y.
"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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https://mobile.twitter.com/swin24/status...7095070720

   
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(10-17-2020, 12:24 PM)Iron Maiden Wrote: Trump took the bait Sen. Sasse knew he would take.  Sasse will now pretend he did enough to pivot if Trump loses:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/stat...2133065728


Sasse has zero chance of losing his Senate contest this November, though.  Nebraska Democrats already disowned their nominee, Chris Janicek, after a sexting scandal and a report that he said some racist stuff toward a party guest years back.

Plus, you know, it's Nebraska and Dems don't really have a shot there anyway.

There’s a small chance Kara Eastman could defeat Don Bacon, but I wouldn’t bet money on it. I see a lot of Eastman yard signs, but even more Bacon signs. For whatever that is worth.

Just know the wife and I are doing our part for the cause!
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(10-17-2020, 01:34 PM)Iron Maiden Wrote: https://mobile.twitter.com/swin24/status...7095070720

This is the social media version of John Doe turning himself in. Like he has to scream for authorities to dare touch him.
"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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A guy who is already at -100 on the evil<->good scale, somehow finding a way to be even worse:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gretchen-...e9a5f099eb

Quote:Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer demanded an end to President Donald Trump inciting violence against her after she accused him of doing it yet again at his latest rally in her state on Saturday.

When the crowd started chanting “Lock her up,” with absolutely no justification, Trump smiled and repeated the phrase. Then he chillingly added: “Lock ’em all up.”
Gamertag: Tweakee
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Child rapist. She was a virgin. Begged him to stop. He started hitting her when she did and told her he does what he wants.
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A new book by Barbara Res, a longtime executive in Trump's real estate company, recounts Trump's racist, anti-Semitic and sexist behavior and his ability to lie "so naturally" that "if you didn’t know the actual facts, he could slip something past you."

https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2...t-comments
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It may come naturally to him to do it but he's not a good liar. At least, not anymore. Maybe that's just because that's exactly what we expect from him but....still. Who could or would EVER trust this asshole with anything?
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Can anybody make sense out of Trump making the rounds, dancing to YMCA and proclaiming that he wants to kiss all the big strong men? Its happened like 3 times now. Is this a carefully coordinated 'look at our big fun President!' thing? Trump seems like exactly the kind of fragile, hyper-masculine dipshit who would be terrified to joke around about his sexuality. Is it just some form of steroid induced mania?

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1317626663635570688

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1317598369532022785
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I'm going to go with, "A little from Column A, a little from Column B."

But mostly steroids.
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He dances like a weakened Mr. Blonde, so “fun” and “Donald Trump” cannot be combined.
"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1317815115543175168

Quote:Where we’re at: Twitter has removed a tweet (saying masks don’t work) from the president’s coronavirus advisor, Scott Atlas, for violating its rules against sharing false and harmful information about the coronavirus.
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When asked about the misleading tweet, Atlas shrugged.
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So, Rudy's been sitting on a hard drive that includes child pornography for this long?

Not sure this is the framing they want:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1317849887438966784

Quote:Ron Johnson is on Fox News suggesting there's child pornography on the computer that purportedly belongs to Hunter Biden

Russia has a history of pretending that child pornography was found on stolen hard drives, for the record.
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I think they're going to find Jimmy Hoffa and D.B. Cooper on that hard drive too.
Just this guy, you know?
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I see they're ringing the dinner bell for QAnon now.
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