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God Bless The Onion

Our Brave Savior: Donald Trump Is Working TIRELESSLY To Return The Precious White Orbs Obama STOLE From The FURIOUS Dwarf King That Lives Under America

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A"There’s simply no way I’m saying ‘I dub thee Sir Jackmaster.’”

Queen Elizabeth Hoping She Dies Before Having To Knight Any DJs
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https://politics.theonion.com/it-s-step-...15536 

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AFrustrated Hope Hicks Wishing She Could Find One Nice Guy In This Autocratic Personality Cult


Quote:“Every time I think I’ve found someone who shares my values in this legion of totalitarian sociopaths, they turn out to be nowhere near as good a guy as I first thought,” said Hicks...
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Uh oh, the Onion basically just created an entire section devoted to poking fun at the Trumpocalypse thread:

https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/gam...1825926817

https://twitter.com/ResistanceHole

If they're really committed they should start doing 378 part twitter threads explaining how the revelation that Barron bought an ice cream from a van owned by a guy with a Russian cousin in 2011 validates the Steele dossier.
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My favorite is when The Onion goes pitch black.
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Wonderful.
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https://local.theonion.com/woman-nervous...1826116847
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https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/bad...le_twitter
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(05-21-2018, 02:05 PM)Dent6084 Wrote: https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/bad...le_twitter
Came here to post this very same link. Holy hell, I've been laughing for 10 minutes.
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https://www.clickhole.com/beer-summit-2-...ce=Twitter
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(05-21-2018, 02:05 PM)Dent6084 Wrote: https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/bad...le_twitter

SNL made that joke a while back. "What if it's good?"
"I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on Earth."--Steve McQueen
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(05-21-2018, 05:21 PM)hammerhead Wrote:
(05-21-2018, 02:05 PM)Dent6084 Wrote: https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/bad...le_twitter

SNL made that joke a while back. "What if it's good?"

Sure, but Clickhole's take is still hilarious.

Meanwhile, back in 2013, the Onion received an angry letter about their "editorial" by "Donald Trump" entitled "When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead in 15 to 20 Years" from one Michael Cohen, Attorney at Law.

The Onion has finally decided to write back.

https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-has-f...1826197533
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