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Behold the spider-cricket
#36
Remember, if you fall asleep you could wake up to this:

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#37
This thread should have stayed in the mist...

*wonders how fast that "robber crab" guy is*
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#38
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Originally Posted by Jack Dnim
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Remember, if you fall asleep you could wake up to this:


I hate life.
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#40
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron
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Can't rep you enough sir.
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#41
That Spider-Cricket looks like the fucking Cloverfield monster.

As for that... that THING on the garbage can... shudder...
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#42
This is the best thread I have ever seen.
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#43
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Originally Posted by D. B. Cooper
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That Spider-Cricket looks like the fucking Cloverfield monster.

As for that... that THING on the garbage can... shudder...

At least the spider crickets are small. There are 3 other insects on this page that I am FAR more terrified of.

And Amphibatron, it took me far longer to figure that one out than it should have, but fucking awesome. Hey what can I say? It's late.
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#44
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL
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This looks exactly like a tree weta. So cute.
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#45
There is no God.
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#46
You know, all of these horrible, giant, mutant crab-spider things wouldn't be nearly as scary if you put Barbie dresses on them. Or Santa hats.
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#48
Y'know, I never saw that movie, Jake, so I have to ask - the girl next to him. Is she actually wearing a *bee* outfit? Or is this a really scary version of Blind Mellon's "No Rain" video?
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#49
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
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And yes, it's real.

"Timmy, take out the garbage."

"You go fuck yourself, Dad."
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#50
In Russia, garbage takes YOU out!
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#51
As a life-long arachnophobe, none of the pictures in this thread (save perhaps the camel-spider) have set off my "SpiderSense".
I can be scared senseless by a tiny spider the size of my fingernail, but huge insects are just cool. Crabs can be as big as they want, but they're still just crabs.
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#52
Suddenly, The Mist...got a whole lot scarier. Who knew how much they could of (or maybe did?)saved by using these critters. What we have here is the best casting for Arachniphobia 2
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#53
Does the coconut crab go "Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham?" as it snips extremities off your body?

Furthermore, the wiki entry says they've been known to break into homes and steal shiny stuff like teapots. I must say, the mental picture of a crab scurrying off with a teapot in its hands might be one of the funniest things I've pictured in the last year.
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#54
The faster you imagine him, the funnier he gets, but also the scarier. It's a dilemma.
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#55
He has to be making the Zoidberg sound too.
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#56


If O'Brien wanted me to betray my disproportionately attractive girlfriend, he would use these fuckers.
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#57
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark
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Does the coconut crab go "Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham?" as it snips extremities off your body?

Furthermore, the wiki entry says they've been known to break into homes and steal shiny stuff like teapots. I must say, the mental picture of a crab scurrying off with a teapot in its hands might be one of the funniest things I've pictured in the last year.

Ahaha, the lobstrocities were the first thing I thought of too.
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#59
I was going to post this behind a link, but it's funnier if people come upon this unawares. Besides, if you're reading this thread you should more or less know what to expect:

"Guys, do I have something on my back?"

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#60
Oh Hell Naw.
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#61
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
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And yes, it's real.

Seriously, fuck that thing.
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#62
I'm kinda with Crowley in that the smaller spiders often scare me more. Bigger ones can be fuzzy and cute - the one on the dude's back is just funny. The thin, hard limbs and the small size are part of what makes spiders scary; it means they're on a different scale - you can't fight them, you can't always see them, etc. But this big one... I can punch it, you know?

Okay, carry on with the pictures.
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#63
Why do I keep coming in this thread? What sort of sick masochist am I?
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#64
I would rather look at the pictures in the Uncle Dirty thread than this series of nightmares.
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#65
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Why do I keep coming in this thread? What sort of sick masochist am I?

Troof. The coconut crab doesn't scare me in the least. Everything else? Terrifying.
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#66
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Originally Posted by Graynadian
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If O'Brien wanted me to betray my disproportionately attractive girlfriend, he would use these fuckers.

That scene in PJ's King Kong creeped the fuck out of me.
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#67
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Why do I keep coming in this thread? What sort of sick masochist am I?

Honestly, you and me both. I just finished watching The Mist, and I just don't know what the fuck I was thinking coming into this thread. Lemme calm down from the movie first...
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#68
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg
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#70
Johan,

looks delicious.
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