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Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Racist and Other Observations
#1
Glenn Beck has a thread, so why not one for ol' Rushie?

Let me break the ice with this recent nugget:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_637630.html

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[Obama] wouldn't have been voted president if he weren't black. Somebody asked me over the weekend why does somebody earn a lot of money have a lot of money, because she's black. It was Oprah. No, it can't be. Yes, it is. There's a lot of guilt out there, show we're not racists, we'll make this person wealthy and big and famous and so forth.... If Obama weren't black he'd be a tour guide in Honolulu or he'd be teaching Saul Alinsky constitutional law or lecturing on it in Chicago.

Yes, if Barack Obama, a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, and former president of the Harvard Law Review, weren't black he'd be a tour guide in Honolulu. Right.

I really despise this man.
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#2
He's always fighting for top spot of my "really wish they'd just get murdered already" list.
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#3
My brother's girlfriend is a tour guide in Honolulu. She's not black, though.

Just sayin.
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#4
Whereas, George W. Bush totally earned his presidency through a lifetime of hard work.
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#5
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My brother's girlfriend is a tour guide in Honolulu. She's not black, though.

Too bad. She could have been president. I know when I applied for the job, that's why I was turned down.
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Too bad. She could have been president. I know when I applied for the job, that's why I was turned down.

I also still cant get over the juxtaposition of of saying he would be a tour guide or teaching constitutional law.

Isnt that like saying he would have been either assistant manager at a McDonalds or an astronaut?
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#7
To me, the most transparently gross thing about Beck and Limbaugh both is how disgustingly money-grubbing they are. Grabbing as much money as possible seems to be, quite literally, all that matters to them.
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#8
Limbaugh said something similar about Donovan Mcnabb, which got him fired from ESPN several years ago. He just really, really hates black people.
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#9
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He's always fighting for top spot of my "really wish they'd just get murdered already" list.

See murder would only energize the idiots that follow him. Just somehow have him rendered speechless and paralyzed.
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See murder would only energize the idiots that follow him. Just somehow have him rendered speechless and paralyzed.

Eh... I don't know. I'd love to see him raped to death, "Mel Gibson style."
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#11
This fucking guy. If I'm in my car at lunch I sometimes flip to the AM channel he's on just to hear some of the ridiculous shit that spews out of him. It's almost to the point where i believe that him and his ilk don't even believe half the shit they say, and just say it because they know that's what their listeners want. Like, on the day that Obama won the election i could picture them fist-pumping and screaming 'YEAAAH!' because now they have 4 years where they can basically go on auto-pilot and rake in the dough.
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#12
When you realize that a solid third of this country view this guy, Beck, and Palin as fonts of truth and decency, it makes you want to hurry up and expatriate before we get the hillbilly version of The Night of Broken Glass.
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#13
What's even more ironic is I have to imagine that a great many of the jerk-offs that actually listen/call in aren't, you know, working.
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#14
Another nugget was spoken today.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_637716.html

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'This is payback,' meaning, 'All right, look. We don't care if it's the New Black Panthers or whoever it is. Black people in this country have never, ever had a fair shake. This is payback. O.J. Simpson was payback. How does it feel?' That word 'payback' is not mine, [but] it is exactly how I think Obama looks at the country: It's payback time... There's no question that payback is what this administration is all about, presiding over the decline of the United States of America, and doing so happily."

He's going to continue spewing this irresponsible drivel, and his mongoloid audience will eat it up and agree with every word because they lack the critical thinking skills to think for themselves. If one of these rednecks doesn't at least attempt to fire on Obama during his term, I'll be shocked. And if it does happen, shitheads like Limbaugh should take a great deal of the blame.
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#15
These are the kind of things I like to bring up when simpletons say "well, both sides are just as bad!".
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#16
The only things worse than Rush are the ads he runs on his show ("buy Gold right now!"Wink and the utter morons who call into his show...across the board jackasses.
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#17
He also went on to state that Oprah is only successful because she's black. Apparently no matter what level of success you achieve in America, if you're black, it's BECAUSE of your race, not in spite of it! Limbaugh? His career must be totally based on his talent as a broadcaster, and not his cynical targeting of lonely white trash racists who still listen to the radio.
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#18
The public is very desirous of having a black president. That's why we had 43 white ones in a row.
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The public is very desirous of having a black president. That's why we had 43 white ones in a row.

42. Grover Cleveland is counted twice because his two terms were non-consecutive.
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42. Grover Cleveland is counted twice because his two terms were non-consecutive.

43 white presidencies, then.

Plus, the name Grover Cleavland is so white that it should be counted twice
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#21
If you think that a person like Rush believes to the letter even a quarter of what he says out loud over the airwaves you are profoundly naive.
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If you think that a person like Rush believes to the letter even a quarter of what he says out loud over the airwaves you are profoundly naive.

This. He believes in zeroes on checks made out to him and little else.
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Eh... I don't know. I'd love to see him raped to death, "Mel Gibson style."

I've always wanted someting to happen that would utterly destroy Rush's credibility to his followers. They overlook the pills and obvious lies so it would have to be something huge like being caught with a live boy or dead girl kind of thing. Something to utter ruin his ass and not make him a martyr to his followers.
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#24
How about he smokes Cuban cigars and vacations in France. The man is a total hypocrite.
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#25
The fact that men that are this nihilistically evil like Rush and Beck have such die hard populous followings in the US is what makes me think it may be time for a second civil war.
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Originally Posted by bigbrother
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I've always wanted someting to happen that would utterly destroy Rush's credibility to his followers. They overlook the pills and obvious lies so it would have to be something huge like being caught with a live boy or dead girl kind of thing. Something to utter ruin his ass and not make him a martyr to his followers.

I'm just waiting for him to say the N word about Obama. There's a really funny rant about this in Don Winslow's new book Savages out next week.
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Originally Posted by bigbrother
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I've always wanted someting to happen that would utterly destroy Rush's credibility to his followers. They overlook the pills and obvious lies so it would have to be something huge like being caught with a live boy or dead girl kind of thing. Something to utter ruin his ass and not make him a martyr to his followers.

The guy was found with massive amounts of illegally prescribed Viagra coming off a an all-male private flight to Thailand, the child prostitute capital of the world. There is literally nothing that will get the Dittoheads to leave the collective.
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#28
Al Franken's book on this subject is really entertaining. Texas never gets any cool senators.
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#29
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The guy was found with massive amounts of illegally prescribed Viagra coming off a an all-male private flight to Thailand, the child prostitute capital of the world. There is literally nothing that will get the Dittoheads to leave the collective.

"Throws hands in the air."

I guess I will just have to wait for the inevitable heart attack then.
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The guy was found with massive amounts of illegally prescribed Viagra coming off a an all-male private flight to Thailand, the child prostitute capital of the world. There is literally nothing that will get the Dittoheads to leave the collective.

I'm certainly no fan of this douchebag, but it was his private plane returning from the Dominican Republic (which, yes, has issues with prostitution). And "massive amounts"? About half of a prescription bottle.

I can't believe I'm defending this prick, but isn't there enough heinous shit about him out there to point to without resorting to gross embellishment?
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I'm certainly no fan of this douchebag, but it was his private plane returning from the Dominican Republic (which, yes, has issues with prostitution). And "massive amounts"? About half of a prescription bottle.

I can't believe I'm defending this prick, but isn't there enough heinous shit about him out there to point to without resorting to gross embellishment?

I'll cop to getting the location wrong, but it is kind of weird to need a whole bottle of illegally prescribed Viagra when there isn't a single woman in your travel group. So, yeah, I think it qualifies as a massive amount for the situation.
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Originally Posted by bigbrother
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I've always wanted someting to happen that would utterly destroy Rush's credibility to his followers. They overlook the pills and obvious lies so it would have to be something huge like being caught with a live boy or dead girl kind of thing. Something to utter ruin his ass and not make him a martyr to his followers.

This.
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#33
Rush was all like "errbody suck my dicks"
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#34
What happened to the "Obama | Homosexuals" thread? I was gonna post something, but it's not the archives nor in Google search.
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#35
When Rush was married for the fourth time; does anyone think he got the same vows as Ming in Flash Gordon? "Do you take her as your Empress of the hour?"

"Of the hour. Yes."
I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is that I have lost my way. The good news is that I'm way ahead of schedule.
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