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Things that make you laugh catch-all.
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UK rejected petitions

   
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Brian Blessed continuing to be awesome in his 80s

   
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https://www.mediaite.com/online/grocery-...mma-laude/

Quote:A proud — and now angry — mother took to Facebook on Sunday to voice her grievances after a grocery store censored her son’s graduation cake, as the lewd, American English meaning for the word “cum” apparently interfered with her son’s celebration of finishing high school with summa cum laude honors.

“I ordered Jacob’s graduation cake from Publix. A $70 cake!! He earned a 4.79 GPA,” wrote Cara Koscinski on Facebook, the upset mom in question. “Publix refused to write the words Summa Cum Laude because I was using ‘profanity!’ They put three dashes instead of the word!”

   
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https://www.polygon.com/2018/5/22/173803...ck-library

Warhammer 40K and AoS books...for kids.
I seriously have no idea if this is genius or stupid.
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(05-22-2018, 10:56 PM)Iron Maiden Wrote: https://www.mediaite.com/online/grocery-...mma-laude/

Quote:A proud — and now angry — mother took to Facebook on Sunday to voice her grievances after a grocery store censored her son’s graduation cake, as the lewd, American English meaning for the word “cum” apparently interfered with her son’s celebration of finishing high school with summa cum laude honors.

“I ordered Jacob’s graduation cake from Publix. A $70 cake!! He earned a 4.79 GPA,” wrote Cara Koscinski on Facebook, the upset mom in question. “Publix refused to write the words Summa Cum Laude because I was using ‘profanity!’ They put three dashes instead of the word!”

Don't tell them about this chain of CHRISTIAN book stores we have here:

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I always chuckle when I walk pass one cause I am a literal child.

(05-23-2018, 04:26 PM)ryoken Wrote: https://www.polygon.com/2018/5/22/173803...ck-library

Warhammer 40K and AoS books...for kids.
I seriously have no idea if this is genius or stupid.

It's both. Genius, in that getting kids hooked on the game means their parents will shell out a lot of money for armies for the kids. Stupid because trying to fit the most Grimdark of Grimdark settings in a way suitable for younger readers is so wrongheadedly silly.

It has been a bountiful source of memes though so I won't complain.
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Oh Britta.


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(05-08-2018, 10:16 AM)schwartz Wrote: [Image: 32105530_10154821557819364_4152067579373...e=5B912C75]


I try not to quote myself often, but I saw this pop up again on a Facebook feed, and it occurred to me that it's 5x funnier if you imagine the sax man in the bottom corner is playing this.
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https://twitter.com/CatlinNyaa/status/10...6415260678

   

She lost the internship, but Homer Hickam is trying to get her something else, so I don't feel too terrible about laughing:

http://homerhickamblog.blogspot.com/2018...media.html
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Wasn't sure where else to put this, but I just learned that Mickey Rooney owned an all-potato restaurant called Mickey Rooney's Potato Fantasy. (Note: "Free Handshakes For Seniors & Veterans!") I will think about this for the rest of the day:

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STARCH: THE RESTAURANT


(Also, gotta love the "NO TIPPING, EVER" fine print at the bottom. Guess ole Mickey was a cheap SOB and wanted to signal others like him they could load up on spuds and butter and not have to worry about leaving a little extra for the server. Whom I'm just certain was paid a healthy living wage for their work, right?)
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That no tipping business is messed up. No matter the occupation. If I feel like a person goes above and beyond in their job, even in a place where employees don't normally receive tips, and feel they deserve extra....that's my fucking business. Between me and that employee and no one else.

There's a grocery chain around where I live called Brookshire's that's stuck in a different decade. They are not supposed to EVER let you carry your own groceries out. And the people that do carry the groceries out aren't supposed to accept tips. I was there buying about five dozen cases of bottled water to take to a job site and they had this poor old guy take those buggies and carts out. Dead of summer and this dude is like 60 and busting his ass and just wearing himself out. I tipped him $50....just because, ya know? He tried to turn it down because he was afraid he'd get in trouble but I insisted and snuck it to him. Someone saw it and ratted him out and cut his hours down to nil the next week (they wouldn't fire people....they'd just fuck with them till they quit....so they wouldn't have to pay unemployment I'm assuming). I felt so bad sand responsible that I went up there and raised hell about it. I mean...because I'm "the customer" they always suck your dick no matter what because the customer is always right and they gotta remain courteous no matter what. Well, I'm the customer and I'm saying that I'm gonna stop shopping here if he (and whoever else) continues to be treated that way. Fucking dumb shit managers...you'd think I'd presented them with an impossible, solution-less conundrum. Ohh, I was mad. I eventually made sure it was made right but my god...what is the point of all that?
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"found this on youtube with 0 views. feeling very honored to be the first to see it"
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"It's bullshit! I did naht eat her....I DID NAHT!"

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I cant stop laughing at this letsplay:





I need to play this game in co-op with a friend.
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