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Things that make you laugh catch-all.
https://mobile.twitter.com/dnvolz/status...9911355392

   
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I just assigned everyone in my brother's household a fun quarantine activity to help them stay occupied.

They are to play I Love You, Colonel Sanders!  A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator and review it for me.

No due date was given.  I'm not holding my breath.

I am the best relative in these trying times.
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Today is the 30th anniversary of the Garfield strip where Jon drank a bunch of dog jizz.

   
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...which was apparently just sitting out on the counter in a coffee mug.

As you do.
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Definitely a commercial for the ages:

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/12...0189219841
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A man in India is live-tweeting an escalating argument between his sister and his brother-in-law. It is the single greatest story I've ever read.

https://twitter.com/nameshiv/status/1301...15904?s=21
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That's amazing.
"I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on Earth."--Steve McQueen
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Do I even have to say who this looks like?*

   


*no offense to Mr. Perlman
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I cannot unsee this. Also, welcome back Fraid!!!!
Giving money to the studio that keeps enabling Adam Sandler is morally equivalent to Satanic kitten rape orgies. - Hypnotoad
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Laundry day?
"I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on Earth."--Steve McQueen
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This Is 40: Feline Edition..

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https://twitter.com/NYTimesWordplay/stat...9497669642

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"Muppet" should be capitalized.
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I got the perfect place for the next Woodstock:

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/af...wt_CHBrand

Quote:LaGrange County, Indiana, has repealed a 1971 law that was intended to block huge gatherings like the 1969 Woodstock music festival in New York state.

“I called it our anti-hippie ordinance,” county commissioner Dennis Kratz said with a smile.

The ordinance regulated large gatherings that lasted more than 12 hours and involved more than 500 people, The News Sun reported.

The law was recently dropped as part of an effort to repeal ordinances that have no practical use but have been on the books for as long as 100 years, especially certain traffic restrictions. County attorney Kurt Bachman's research lasted three years.

"There were, during that process, lots of things that made us go, ‘what?’ ... It’s been an amazing learning process,” said Bachman, whose goal was to move county laws to an electronic, searchable record.
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ICYMI, this is making the rounds again:

"The kid pulls a fucking *expert* double-take when Loggia walks in. So quick you barely notice, but it's the shit"


https://twitter.com/RobertGuyDavis/statu...6227122177

"Got concrete rhymes, been rappin' for ten years and

Even when I'm braggin', I'm bein' sincere"



"Teenage angst has paid off well/ Now I'm bored and old"


"Drunk as hell, but no throwin' up

Half way home and my pager still blowin' up"


"I'm tired of living all alone
yeah, nobody ever calls me on the phone
But when things start getting bad
I just play my music louder"





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Apparently, the very last widow of a Civil War veteran has passed away at 101. She married the man at age 17 when he was 93. How crazy is that?!

I always screw it up when I try to post links but...it shouldn't be hard to find..

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'i promised myself i’d stop falling in love...'

https://twitter.com/dizzyfuckinbaby/stat...4087883776

"Got concrete rhymes, been rappin' for ten years and

Even when I'm braggin', I'm bein' sincere"



"Teenage angst has paid off well/ Now I'm bored and old"


"Drunk as hell, but no throwin' up

Half way home and my pager still blowin' up"


"I'm tired of living all alone
yeah, nobody ever calls me on the phone
But when things start getting bad
I just play my music louder"





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