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Things that make you laugh catch-all.
Worth a shot, I guess:

A guy at work WILL NOT accept where Hawaii is. He is ADAMANT that it is in the Gulf of Mexico and when I laughed at him he triumphantly points me to this map:


And Alaska's Arctic Wildlife Refuge is in Mexico! So, when Sarah Palin looks out her window, she's not seeing Russian - it's been El Salvador all along.
Ah, the rolling fields of Wisconsia.
What the hell is wrong with that map? Lol I didn't even notice Wisconsia..

To be fair, you're not really getting the full Kid Rock experience until someone dumps shit on you:

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The poop thrower at Kid Rock's place ended up being a neo-Nazi with tattoos indicating as much inked on his forehead:
Giving "slip 'n slide" a whole new meaning:

Quote:NBC has indefinitely paused production of its upcoming competition show “Ultimate Slip ’N Slide,” reportedly after multiple people on set came down with diarrhea.

The Wrap reported Thursday that “up to 40 crew members fell violently ill,” citing a “person with knowledge of the production.” That person said people were “collapsing” and “being forced to run into port-o-potties” due to “awful explosive diarrhea.”

TMZ also cited an anonymous source “close to production” as saying that multiple people were ill with gastrointestinal symptoms.

Spokespeople for NBC did not immediately respond to a request for comment from HuffPost. However, People confirmed that a shutdown began on June 2 and that at least one crew member tested positive for Giardia, a parasite that can cause diarrhea.

A spokesperson for Universal Television Alternative Studios, which is producing the show for NBC, told People that it is “in the process of determining next steps in order to complete production.”
Just make that the show.
Brigadier Cousins on PSN
Taking political complaints to a new level:

Quote:Utah Gov. Spencer Cox ® has gone viral over his response to a constituent who demanded that he change his last name, which they called "obscene."

"Really grateful for the criticism and constructive feedback I get from constituents that demand I ... change my name?" Cox tweeted late last week, including a facepalming emoji.

The governor shared a letter from someone who identified themselves as "a very concerned citizen" who told Cox that "when people say your surname it sounds like the word c---."

"I will not stand for it," the person wrote, while threatening to protest until the governor changed his name.

"Because of your reluctance to change your foul, dirty and obscene surname myself and thousands of other Utahns will be sitting in protest, not standing, until you change your heinous surname to something less offensive," the person added.

That's a fucking Star Trek ass name.
"I can't stand up until I stop thinking about Cox!"
"My dirty mind is your problem!"
"I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on Earth."--Steve McQueen

I'm guessing I wouldn't do well in Utah politics.
Just this guy, you know?
Monument Valley is phallic as hell..


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