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James Franco shenanigans watch
#1

http://gawker.com/james-franco-tried-to-...1557491436

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#2
AJames Franco? More like The Teen Gobblin', amirite?
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#4
AJames Franco proved he had no game with a gal who's 17 and eleven months!

Career over.
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#5

Well, he's certainly no Bradito!   But then again, so few of us are.......

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#6

James needs to learn from the master:



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#7

Who doesn't?

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#8

Franco should've heeded the advice of the almighty Clooney about social media and celebrities:



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 “If you’re famous, I don’t—for the life of me—I don’t understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter. Why on God’s green earth would you be on Twitter? Because first of all, the worst thing you can do is make yourself more available, right? Because you’re going to be available to everybody. But also Twitter. So one drunken night, you come home and you’ve had two too many drinks and you’re watching TV and somebody pisses you off, and you go ‘Ehhhhh’ and fight back.

“And you go to sleep, and you wake up in the morning and your career is over. Or you’re an asshole. Or all the things you might think in the quiet of your drunken evening are suddenly blasted around the entire world before you wake up. I mean, when you see, like, Ashton Kutcher coming out going, you know, ‘Everybody leave Joe Paterno alone,’ or whatever he said, you just go, ‘Fifteen minutes longer and a thought process and probably you wouldn’t have done that.’ ”

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#9

That presumes there is attention Franco could bring himself to say no to.

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#10
AI didn't even like dating 17-year-olds when I was 17. They were all divorced and already had a kid. Bleh.
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#11
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

I didn't even like dating 17-year-olds when I was 17. They were all divorced and already had a kid. Bleh.


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#12

Viral marketing for Luc Besson's new flick?



*EDIT*  Damnit, Ambler!

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#13
AHere's what I hated about dating when I was in high school:

Me: "You want to, uh, hang out sometime?"

Her: "I have a boyfriend. He's 27. My parents hate him."

Me: "Well, yeah. I think he's, uh, breaking the law by dating a minor."

Her: "I'm very mature for my age."

Me: "But, uh, he's not."

Her: "Aren't you still a virgin?"

Me: "Uhhh..."
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#14

You know, Bradito, I have this friend, Sybok, he's a little unconventional, kind of a newage-y type.  Goes on about Sha Ka Ree a bit too much, but he can really help!  He'll take that pain away lickity split!

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#15
AI'm in!
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#16

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Did we just drop a Star Trek V reference? Cuz daaaaaayum, son. That's some next level Bradito type shit.

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#17
AWhat does James Franco need with a 17-year-old?!
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#18

Virgin blood.

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#19

I guess Franco's just trying to take his film-making to the next level.




The Woody Allen level.

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#21

I feel like Franco would definitely do a guest spot on To Catch a Predator.

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#22
AI kind of admire the girl. I imagine there aren't many 17 year old girls who would say "No thanks James Franco, let's wait til I'm 18." Even she found it a bit creepy.
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#23

Supposedly all bullshit.  Her IP supposedly belongs to IFC, so this is all a PR stunt.

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#24
ASo I burned all of my James Franco memorabilia for nothing?

Buggeration!

Well, I'll just say it's because of "Your Highness."
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#25

Franco clears the air.





Another celebrity apologizing for being human.  Maybe we should stop giving them god like status to begin with.

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#26

Although it's probably brilliant viral marketing for his new flick Palo Alto (where he seduces a teenage girl).



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#27
A"You know what'll make people want to see my movie? Making them think I bang underage chicks!"
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#28

That looks like Insufferable: The Motion Picture.

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#29

why is everyone surprised...



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#30
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

"You know what'll make people want to see my movie? Making them think I bang underage chicks!"


No kidding. If this is a PR stunt, it's probably one of the worst.

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#31

"Hey world, disappointed that James Franco didn't get to bang that underage chick? Well, come check out Palo Alto and watch him pretend to bang a different underage chick!"

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#32

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u0EL_u4nvw

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#33

Age of consent in New York is 17.

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#34

Could he go from eternal grad student back to a senior in high school?

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#35
And while I don't want to defend this kind of thing Paul Walker did the exact same thing except he married her after so.....death pass?
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