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STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Spoiler Thread
#1

There we go.

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#2
AWhere my spoilers at?
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#3
ASomeone who is not a lazy bastard like me, should start this by posting every single piece of concept art that has leaked so far.
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#4
ASo, uh, any spoilers for the comic book? I haven't read it yet.
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#5
APlease remember to spoiler space or just watch at which point that you mention said spoilers.
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That's everything I could find.

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#7
AGLORIOUS!!!!
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A[quote name="JacknifeJohnny" url="/community/t/152896/star-wars-the-force-awakens-spoiler-thread#post_3831032"]Please remember to spoiler space or just watch at which point that you mention said spoilers.[/quote]


With due respect, it's in the fucking thread title.
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#9
AMAGNIFICENT!!!
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#10

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER



I have some thoughts on the villains...



So I've heard rumours that the chrome dome trooper pictured above is Gwendoline Christie's character who's Finn's commanding officer.  Andy Serkis does the creepy narration in the teaser talking about the force and such so I'm thinking he's actually Kylo Ren who miiiight be an Inquisitor like the one on REBELS.



Which leaves us with Adam Driver...who I'm guessing is some kind of Imperial Agent who goes undercover with the Alliance.



So that gives us a Sith Lord with two lackeys going up against the trio of Finn, Rey and Poe.  We haven't had this many name villains in a SW movie yet.



And yes, I am the one nerd trying to seriously discuss Star Wars.

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#11
AAMAZEBALLS!!!
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#12
ABut honestly, that's the kind of possibly spoilers stuff I want to read.
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#13
AEr so this has happened? This thread is actually a thing?

Jesus fucking Christ.
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#14
AHOLY SHIT!!!
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#15

You know what's the one thing that's really bugging me...



Are the good guys still going to be called the Rebel Alliance?




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Originally Posted by Stale Elvis View Post

Er so this has happened? This thread is actually a thing?

Jesus fucking Christ.


I'm a longtime fan of George R.R. Martin who's had to put up with about 4 years of this stuff with Game of Thrones and I've found it's easier to just go with it.  Otherwise this type of shit's going to come up any time a new bit of info or concept art gets leaked.

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#16
ALong live this thread. The other thread is for pussy girly men.

And thank you Codename, there were quite a few pictures I had missed somehow!
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#17
A[quote name="Reasor" url="/community/t/152896/star-wars-the-force-awakens-spoiler-thread#post_3831045"]
With due respect, it's in the fucking thread title.[/quote]

Work with me here, man. I can only do so much. Being a maintenance man and peacekeeper isn't always easy, especially since I hate cleaning and I'm an asshole.
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#18
AYeah I understand the need for separate threads but why not start a non-spoiler thread?

Fuck it I'm starting one.
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#19
AThe other thread is for non-spoilery bullshit.
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#20
ASo we all having organised fun here in the new thread?
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#21
ANo, it's just real men hanging out, talking bollocks.
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#22

Blackjack and hookers dressed as Jawa's are in the solar.

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#23
AConsidering wild speculation and rumour is the only way to have fun discussing an upcoming movie, consider me in on this thread and out of that other one (that does what, exactly?)
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#24
AWe'll be up to 1,000 pages by morning.
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#25
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Originally Posted by Codename View Post
 

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER



I have some thoughts on the villains...



So I've heard rumours that the chrome dome trooper pictured above is Gwendoline Christie's character who's Finn's commanding officer.  Andy Serkis does the creepy narration in the teaser talking about the force and such so I'm thinking he's actually Kylo Ren who miiiight be an Inquisitor like the one on REBELS.



Which leaves us with Adam Driver...who I'm guessing is some kind of Imperial Agent who goes undercover with the Alliance.



So that gives us a Sith Lord with two lackeys going up against the trio of Finn, Rey and Poe.  We haven't had this many name villains in a SW movie yet.



And yes, I am the one nerd trying to seriously discuss Star Wars.


SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER



Eh, I'll be another nerd who tries to seriously discuss this shit, because why not.



Driver is Kylo Ren.  I'm pretty damn sure of it.  And I'm pretty sure the concept art of Vader and the troopers is supposed to be his character (word is they used some stand-in designs like Vader early on when they didn't have finalized concepts for the characters).  But yeah, I've also heard that Christie is the commander of the chrome troopers/Finn's commanding officer.  Serkis is rumored to be some weird, ancient Sith thing.  There's also a rumor that Domhnall Gleeson is a Tarkin-like character, but the rumors on him are so all-over-the-map that who knows what to believe (aside from the fact that the Spoilerman/Spoilerbro stuff from 4Chan is apparently a massive pile of bullshit).



But in terms of name villains...hell, this ensemble is gigantic!  The OT group alone is six characters, plus the new trio of Ridley/Boyega/Isaac, plus the villains, plus Lupita Nyong'o, plus Max Von Sydow, plus all the smaller players like the Raid guys and Pip Anderson/Christina Chong/etc.  And BB-8, of course.  This is getting to Altman-esque proporitions here.

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#26

I can like... legit be a dick now.



I find myself much more fascinated by Sydow's character. Still scratching my head at what OT character he was.



Antilles?

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#27

Well, my take on the rumors is that I think Skywalker myth is being reconfigured to be a take on Arthurian myth:



So, Uther is Anakin, Arthur is Luke, and Kylo Ren(son of Han/Leia)is Mordred.



Han representes Lancelot.  Leia is Gweniverre.



Finn/Rey represent Perceval.

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#28
AJust a minute there, Ruckuss! You're missing the accidental incest!
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#29
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Just a minute there, Ruckuss! You're missing the accidental incest!

Oh that wasn't accidental in Arthurian myth.  But, hey its gotta be kid friendly I guess.

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#30
AI love the idea of Leia slinging her ladyparts in between A New Hope and Empire, and there being some hydrocephalic Sith bastard of her and Luke's indiscretions out there.
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I love the idea of Leia slinging her ladyparts in between A New Hope and Empire, and there being some hydrocephalic Sith bastard of her and Luke's indiscretions out there.

I'm sure some piece of fanfic has fully explored this...

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#32
ASPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

Wasn't there a rumor floating around about Luke having so much power that he can potentially destroy worlds or whatever? Does that tie in with the other rumor about a doomsday weapon that's able to destroy solar systems? Maybe the Sith/Empire are using the heroes in this movie to track down Luke so they can drain him of his precious fluids (magic blood!!!), or use him for some other nefarious purpose?
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#33
AMaybe they've got him hooked up to a big milking machine, like Robert Duvall has hooked up over his couch in the Director's Cut of THX-1138. That would rhyme, like poetry.






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#34
A[quote name="Bradito" url="/community/t/152896/star-wars-the-force-awakens-spoiler-thread#post_3831168"]SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

Wasn't there a rumor floating around about Luke having so much power that he can potentially destroy worlds or whatever?[/quote]

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Mother of fuck I hope not. Darn these overpowered heroes and/or villains to heck.
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A[quote name="Ruckuss Zuckuss" url="/community/t/152896/star-wars-the-force-awakens-spoiler-thread#post_3831095"]Well, my take on the rumors is that I think Skywalker myth is being reconfigured to be a take on Arthurian myth:

So, Uther is Anakin, Arthur is Luke, and Kylo Ren(son of Han/Leia)is Mordred.

Han representes Lancelot.  Leia is Gweniverre.  

Finn/Rey represent Perceval.  
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Maybe von Sydow is Tim the Enchanter.
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