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Kim Kardashian Tied Up & Robbed in Paris.
#1
AConsidering France's troubles as of late, she's very lucky that this wasn't something else...

https://www.google.com/amp/people.com/ce...caped/amp/
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#2

I'm in Paris at the moment but I was not involved in this crime. Please see my lawyer for any other comments. [Hands out business cards showing a picture of Emperor Palpatine, above an instruction to 'PM Overlord @ Chud.com']

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#3

I'm sorry she has to see this ordeal made public for the world to see.

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#4
AI'm hoping Paul Greengrass turns this story into his next Tom Hanks-plays-a-real-life-hero movie.
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#5

If this becomes a movie it will likely star Jason Statham as the bodyguard, Kim K as herself, and Jean Reno as the dogged but honourable French cop who Statham keeps butting heads with. Directed by Louis Leterrier or some shit.



http://www.mtv.co.uk/kim-kardashian/news...l-find-you

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#6
AThe bodyguard was totally in on the heist, right? Had to be.
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#7
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Originally Posted by Disciple_72 View Post
 

If this becomes a movie it will likely star Jason Statham as the bodyguard, Kim K as herself, and Jean Reno as the dogged but honourable French cop who Statham keeps butting heads with. Directed by Louis Leterrier or some shit.



http://www.mtv.co.uk/kim-kardashian/news...l-find-you



Dude, this is made for Liam Neeson.  Her jewelry...has been TAKEN.  Get Olivier Megaton on this.

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#8

I hadn't read the details of the story until now. What a traumatic experience.



As for why her security detail couldn't stop this, I imagine bringing guns into France was an issue.

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#9
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Dude, this is made for Liam Neeson.



Only went with Statham because there is actually a vague physical resemblance there, but yeah, Neeson would work perfectly too of course. The best part of the Neeson version would be the lecture about how she shouldn't be visiting France in the first place.

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#10
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Only went with Statham because there is actually a vague physical resemblance there



I actually think Prison Break's Dominic Purcell would be a great fit, in terms of physical resemblance.



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#11

Well she's probably traumatized for life now.  I'm glad to hear it wasn't as bad as it could have EASILY been, but those years of nightmares are going to be no joke.

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#12
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Get Olivier Megaton on this.



NO! NO! NO! NO!

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#13
ASo will she go into relative seclusion and avoid public spaces, personal appearances and media attention altogether?

Please? Pretty please?
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#14
AShe's not that "traumatized".
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#15
A*fart sound*
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