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ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY - An Actual Post-Release Thread
#1

It's not bad!



This thread will shield the eyes of all the innocents out there.

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#2
ADo they all die?
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#3
AWhere is it placed in the series of films as far as now much you enjoyed it? Better than TFA?
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#4
AIs Felicity Jones really Rey's mom?
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#5
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

Do they all die?


I can confirm Vader and Tarkin make it out alive.  So does Gold Leader.  The rest?  Well...


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Where is it placed in the series of films as far as now much you enjoyed it? Better than TFA?


My first impression is that I liked TFA more, but I'll admit I'm liking Rogue One more as I think about it.



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Is Felicity Jones really Rey's mom?


Yes, Felicity Jones is Daisy Ridley's mom.  I saw it on an episode of Jerry Springer.



I will also say that this scene...





...takes place on a planet from the prequels.

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#6
AIs Vader awesome as FUCK or noooo?
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#7
AHow was the popcorn? Did they butter it all the way to the bottom of the bucket, or just give the top layer a lick and a promise and leave you with dry popcorn at the bottom?
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#8
AAre you an angel?
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A[quote name="Freeman" url="/community/t/156152/rogue-one-a-star-wars-story-an-actual-post-release-thread#post_4189004"]Is Vader awesome as FUCK or noooo?[/quote]
I picture Ben Mendelson having the exact same death in this as in TDKR. Probably same lines too.

That's not a spoiler. I have no idea what happens..
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#10
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Is Vader awesome as FUCK or noooo?


Vader gets the kind of scene you've been picturing in your head for 30 years.



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Originally Posted by Reasor View Post

How was the popcorn? Did they butter it all the way to the bottom of the bucket, or just give the top layer a lick and a promise and leave you with dry popcorn at the bottom?


Disney didn't provide popcorn or drinks.  I'm very upset.



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Are you an angel?


Let's just say the deep space pilots talk about me all the time.

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A[quote name="The Dark Shape" url="/community/t/156152/rogue-one-a-star-wars-story-an-actual-post-release-thread#post_4189008"]
Vader gets the kind of scene you've been picturing in your head for 30 years.
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He gets to fight Batman?? :O
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#12
ATen posts in and Fraid has already won the thread.
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#13
AFinally, we'll see Vader take a dump.
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He gets to fight Batman?? :O


And it's really weird because Vader is more heroic than Superman is.

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#15
AI also am curious to know what's up with Forest Whitaker's StarFox feet.

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#16
AHe's actually Darth Maul.
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#17
AWell you'd think if they could fix all that that they could also prop that one eye up so it's not about to slide off of his skull..
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A[quote name="The Dark Shape" url="/community/t/156152/rogue-one-a-star-wars-story-an-actual-post-release-thread#post_4189003"]

I will also say that this scene...




...takes place on a planet from the prequels.
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[Spoiler]Mustafar?

Do we finally get to see Vader's castle?[/spoiler]
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#19
AOota Gunga?
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#20

Do the prequel elements not make you want to kill everyone in the entire world?

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#21
AKamino

Snoke is a clone

ETA: OK you guys it's kinda freaking me out how the thread stopped after I said that!
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#22
ACoruscan't?
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#23

Naboooooooooooooo?

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#24
AWhew. Thank Crom..
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#25
ASerious question: Does the movie feel cohesive or is it obvious that they reshot 40% of it?
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#26
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Originally Posted by Agentsands77 View Post
 
Mustafar?

Do we finally get to see Vader's castle?


We do!



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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

Serious question: Does the movie feel cohesive or does it definitely feel like they reshot 40% of it and tonally bounces all over the place?


It feels cohesive.  The most obviously reshot chunk would be the third act, but it feels tonally in line with the rest of the movie.
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#27

Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaat.  I didn't know he had one of those!

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#28
AOkay, back to shenanigans.

Is Jar Jar actually Rey's father?
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#29
AIf Jar Jar is in this y'all might as well say your goodbyes now because I'll be committing seppuku..
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Okay, back to shenanigans.

Is Jar Jar actually Rey's father?


There's a major romantic subplot with Jar Jar and Jyn.  "Meesa never miss.  Yousa get pregnant bombad."

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#31
AIs Jar Jar actually Snoke?
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There's a major romantic subplot with Jar Jar and Jyn.  "Meesa never miss.  Yousa get pregnant bombad."


Do they show the sex scene in tasteless detail?

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#33
AThere are people that believe that one.

Again...harakiri..
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#34
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Do they show the sex scene in tasteless detail?



To the point we follow sperm moving through Jyn's body, and when one hits the egg, we hear Rey's Theme.

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#35
AGreat shot! That was one in a million!
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