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The Alex Jones thread: Because it's time

http://www.superdeluxe.com/jonesiver

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I seriously thought I'd heard it all, but apparently (according to the latest conspiracy theory) Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks, who didn't die but got plastic surgery and his vocal cords changed?



Apparently he also lost all ability to be funny.

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AThis deeply offends me.
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That conspiracy has been around for years. It comes up every few months or so.



"Latest." Yeah.

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AHoly shit, John Oliver went for Alex Jones on full tonite.

[VIDEO]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGq6cjcc3Q[/VIDEO]

An absolute watch, I must say.
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If you ever wanted to know how Alex Jones runs, here's the answer:



https://twitter.com/joeltyler_/status/89...6945539075

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Being doused in coffee in Seattle seems rather appropriate, really.  I feel like that should just be the general greeting once you step off the plane.

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AWhite socks with black shoes. Unforgivable.
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That's the line, Brad?



love u buddy

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Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
 

If you ever wanted to know how Alex Jones runs, here's the answer:



https://twitter.com/joeltyler_/status/89...6945539075



This guy used to be a weight lifter?! And he sells vitamin supplements on his Internet show?! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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The Seattle Police Department having a little fun:



https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/898648339293421569

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A[quote name="Iron Maiden" url="/community/t/159109/the-alex-jones-thread-because-its-time/90#post_4315568"]I was unaware that NASA was running a child slave colony on Mars:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies...ny-on-mars


I'm totally against this.
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Yeah, sorry man.

I told them to shut it down, but they said nah.

So I asked them to send me to Mars to do the kids physicals, because if they're going to have child slave labor, they should at least get good healthcare, right? Plus I want to go to Mars. I'm still waiting. Fingers crossed...
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

White socks with black shoes. Unforgivable.

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AHow dare you "um, actually" me!
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I still side with Bradito on this one.

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Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
 

The Seattle Police Department having a little fun:



https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/898648339293421569



Fantastic.

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Jones doesn't seem too happy about the coffee/police thing:



https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status...x-jones%2F

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AMike Judge hangs out with that human hemorrhoid?

This ruins everything.
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my mind was blown when I learned that the screaming guy in Waking Life was Jones!

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A[quote name="mcnooj82" url="/community/t/159109/the-alex-jones-thread-because-its-time/120#post_4345381"]my mind was blown when I learned that the screaming guy in Waking Life was Jones!
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He was in A Scanner Darkly as well! Both are likely the only positive contributions to... well, anything... he's ever made.
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AIn fact, the third guy with Jones and Judge in that tweet looks a lot like Richard Linklater. Just showing off all the Texan filmmakers he hangs out with?
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Probably is Linklater: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2006/nov/21/20061121-084749-3367r/

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A whole lot of crazy going on here:



https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/statu...2277968896



I'd laugh, but people buy into this crap.

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AI'm a little behind on my alt-right, Neo-Nazi millennial slang. "Antifa" means "antifascist," right? These pukes are against "antifascists," which essentially makes them fascists. They clearly are aware of this, so they abbreviate the word, making them sound less sinister, I guess.

Is that the deal?
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APretty much, yeah.
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Alex meets Alexa:



https://twitter.com/inihelene/status/939474263211421696

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AJones, today, going full tilt racist over the thought of Oprah Winfrey running for President:


Quote:Ladies and gentlemen, I have always broken down the fact that Oprah Winfrey is a top globalist, a top eugenicist, who pushes a one world religion through her private foundation. She’s even got a new age movie coming out to brainwash the children. Well they’ve readied her to run against Trump in 2020 and to fire that campaign up in about a year. But we know the secrets about Oprah Winfrey that they don’t want you to know. There were Associated Press articles, London Guardian (sic) articles, ABC News articles, videos, as well, that they pulled eight years ago, seven years ago, when this news came out. We’re going to break down why Oprah Winfrey will never be elected president of the United States because of the skeletons in her closet.

They want to call Trump a Nazi? Look out, lady, we know what you’re designed to do. You’re the black face to carry out the enslavement of black folks and everybody else.
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She’s even got a new age movie coming out to brainwash the children.


Jones appears to be ignorant that Madeline L'Engle, author of A Wrinkle in Time, is Christian. The three Mrs. W's are explicitly called angels in the text.

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AHe's counting on his audience having never read it, and it's a safe bet. His core audience is people who eat lead paint chips but don't trust public water flouridation.
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Even if they read it, it doesn't mention Jesus once (I don't think, it's been a few decades since I read it) so they'd be ready to label it heretical.



But I'm sure you're right in that having Jones denounce is enough for them.

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AJones is pissed Oprah never let him in on The Secret.
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Milo Yiannopoulos is shilling supplements on InfoWars now:



https://www.avclub.com/milo-yiannopoulos...1823205443



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The last time we saw Milo Yiannopolous he was dropping the lawsuit he filed against publisher Simon & Schuster over the cancellation of his book deal. This was despite the fact that the discovery process had already made public the embarrassing notes process in which his increasingly frustrated editor repeatedly dunked all over him.

It wasn’t so long ago that Yiannopolous was a star columnist for Breitbart. For a brief, glittering moment, Yiannopolous managed to parlay this position into many appearances on a number of reputable(ish) outlets, before falling victim to a series of increasingly mortifying self-induced public fiascos. Today, Yiannopolous has resurfaced and, as noticed by writer Ross McCafferty, his latest humiliation finds him at an outlet and with a job much more suited to his non-talents: hawking snake-oil health supplements at InfoWars.
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context: because infowars was pushing the "crisis actor" narrative to the top of YouTube after the Parkland shooting, YouTube basically smacked Infowars with a warning/punishment. Cue Alex Jones begging David Hogg, chief target of this narrative, to help him: 

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