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Wolfenstein: Youngblood
July 26, 2019

“That which doesn't kill you wasn't done right.”—Khaya Dlanga
That's going to be so much fun.
Originally Posted by ImmortanNick 

Saw Batman v Superman.
Now I know what it's like to see Nickelback in concert.

That's my review.
YA Wolfenstein: May contain content unsuitable for children.

Oh to be young again.
I like the bit where it's all 'stabby-stab-stab-stab'

Also the bits where the Nazis got blowed up real good.
Haven't played the first two 'cause no co-op.

Very excited for this one!

(06-10-2019, 02:04 PM)Overlord Wrote: Haven't played the first two 'cause no co-op.  

Very excited for this one!

This be silly.  You should play the first two.
"Why did she do it?"
"Why are you the fucking Police?"

This game is a fucking abomination. It's like they asked me what I DON'T want in a co-op Wolfenstein game, and then implemented all of that. The opening blimp level isn't so bad, but it goes downhill quickly from there.

1.)I don't want PS2 era character models.

2.)I don't want horrific level-gating in a WOLFENSTEIN GAME!

3.)I don't want levels where I backtrack and revisit repeatedly to see unlocked new areas, and oh yeah, endlessly respawning enemies.

4.)I don't want to fucking having a mini-game of ammo management and ammo selection because the enemies are magically immune to bullet types. And if I did want that mechanic, I would want it to be EASY TO USE.

5.)I don't want to fucking level up my character in some half-assed RPG manner.

How could they fuck up this badly? Everyone wanted an awesome Wolfenstein linear co-op shooter, and instead we have this hodgepodge of mishmashes styles and borderline broken mechanics.


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