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Fistine
#36
So, I've been working on my script all day, and I keep chuckling whilst recalling all of these old porn titles I used to invent with my friends. Like the Prince of yester-year, I guess I've got a dirty mind.....

WAGES OF REAR

THE ASS-INDENTURED TOURIST

ONE GOOD COCK

BEVERLY HILLS COCK (pretty much anything with "cop" in the title is fodder for a good porn title)

POKE HER HAUNCHES (Pocahontas)

THE ASS OF THE MOHICANS

Albert Finney in TOM BONES

SHITTY TITTY GANG BANG

HER LOVE OF THE 'TANG (One of Raimi's lesser efforts, I'll concede, but Kelly Preston's never been better)

THE PIECE-TAKER

THE SCHLONG RIDERS

And, finally, my friend Dean's greatest contribution to this game..... William Faulkner's AS I LAY DIANE
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#37
Fit Us In Kane
Orifice Space
One Blew All Over The Hooker's Chest
The Molestic
The Man Who Was In And Out Of There
Fellateral Damage
Monster's Pink
Bung Hola Bung
Ginger Flaps
Monkey Boned
Titty Slickers 2: The Legend Of Golden Curls
Womb Raider
3000 Miles to Waistband
Twelve Dangly Men
Alottalypse Now
Ravaging Bull
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#38
Quote:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Adam Warren:
Lord of the Guys(Golding, not Tolkien)
The Fellowship of the Anal Ring
Front Hole
Gang Bangs of New York
A Beautiful Behind
Bum Darts in Atlantis
Collateral Sex With Teenage Girls
Corking Romano
Riding Boys in Cars
Monsterous Dink
Domestic 3 Way
The Virginity Heist
13 Nymphomaniac Ghosts
The Man Who was There
Deep Hal
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Ocean's 11 Inch Wonder Schlong

That should cover most of this Fall's productions, and bury any misconceptions of me being sane.


Man-Whority Report
Eposide II: Attack of Ron Jeremy
The Two Towers
Spyer-Man
Blackcock Down
Eight -Penised Freaks

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#39
Quote:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Adam Warren:

Eight -Penised Freaks



Gold!

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#40
Your 2002 Holiday Season:

Cum Sessions on a Dangerous Hind (Sam Fuckwell)
The Penissed (Adrian Loady)
Ought to Fuck us (Greg Come Ear)
Laid in Manhattan (J-Blo)
Snatch Me if you Can (Tom Hangs)
Gang Bangs of New York (Lay a Hard On Dicaprio)
Antwone Fister (Derek Lube)
Pleasure Planet
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#41
Antwone Fister

Damn...other than that, there's not really anything else....
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#42
The films of Michael Douglas:

The Jew in Denial
The Vagina Syndrome
A Pervert Murder
Traffuck
Wall Meat
The Gay
One Night in McCool
Wonderful Boys
The Grope in the Darkness
The Anal President
Disclothe Her
The Basic in Stink
Shining Screw
The Whore that He Chooses
Black Inches Rain
Fetal Subtraction
A Porous Vagine
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#43
Equilibri-cum directed by Kurt Rimmer
James Bone: Buy Another Lay starring Halle's Berry
Lord of the Cock-Rings: The Two Bowels directed by Peter Jack's His Son
Igby Goes Down... All the Way Down
About Sch-dick
The Santa Clause Pooh: Santa Lays a Cleveland Steamer

(mispelled Igby)

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#44
The Hot Dick
The Emperors' Swinging Club
Blowlaris
Adam Handler's Eight Crazy Catfights
Personal Velocity into the Rectum
Ate Miles
Eating the Wild PornBerries
Sperm From Heaven
My Big Fat Greek Whore
Frida (and her penis)

Thank you.
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#45
Films of John Goodman

True Orgies
Raising and Blowing Arizona
Everybody's All-American Cum
King Dong Ralph
Bart On Fink
The Babe's Lube
Matt In A...Hole
Porn Yesterday
We're Fucked! A Dinosaur's Orgy
The FlintBones
The Condom Borrowers
Fallen...and Limp
Blues Brothers $2000 Ho
The Big Leboneski
Bringing Out The Dead Foreskin
O Brothel, Where Art Thou(sand grand for that Blonde chick with the huge knockers)?
Storyfucking
Monster Boners, Inc.
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#46
Forgot one:

Ernest Borgnine's Cockin'
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#47
Way Of The Cum
You've Got She-Male
Shanghai Poon-Tang
Arrsface
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#48
The Whores (Nipple Kidman)
Scratch me in my Can
Minority Teen Report
Lord of the Tits: The Two Towering Funbags
Harry Pumper and the Chamber of Sex Secrets
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#49
8 1/2 Inches (Fellini)
Fuck Club
The Whore (Starring Stanley Tucci Aaron Eckhart)
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#50
Here you go

The big films of 2002:
A Wank to Remember
The Cunt of Monte Cristo
The Queen of the Damned Biggest Whore House I've Ever Seen
Under the Covers, Brother
Dirty Secrets of the YaYa Sluthood
Bad Company in Bed
Knocked Up Guys
The Truth About Charlie's Nymphomania
Igby Goes Down...Again, and Again
I Spy Bondage
Extreme Tops
The Not-So-Quiet American Prostitute
Rabbit Proof Fisting (with Richard Gere)

A preview of next year:
Laurel's Canyon
Big Slut's Funeral
The Safety of Objects in My Rectum
A View From A Top
Spermbiscuit (Tobey Maguire rides to victory)
Anal Management
Bruce Almighty Cock
Fondling Nemo
Cradle 2 The Grave: The Idiot's Guide to Paedo & Necro Philia
The Italian Hand Job
The Fisted & The Furious II
Once Upon A Behind in Mexico
A Man A Piece (with Vin Diesel)
My Penis Is....The Whole Ten Yards
The Kelly Gang Bang
The Human Bed Stain
All the Real Girls Are Sluts
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#51
Goldmember in Austin Powers

The Reacharound Guys

Young Yeller

A Boy And His Dog

Platoon

The 69th Sense

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#52
Welcome to Collin's wood
The Four Heathers
Adventures in Pluto's Gash
The Cockring
Suck Everlasting
Brown Eye Spy
Fissure Planet
rear dot cum

Double Feature
Red Dragoncock (fetish filmmaking at it's finest)
Blood Jerk

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#53
The Lay me and Ate her
Million Dollar Booty
Finding Analland
Collateral Cumage
The Panting of the O face
White Boyz
Is She There Yet?
Watch the Fockers
Cum Stain Team
Ong Her Bak
The Pussifier
Eternal Cumstain of the Spotless Ass
Blow Bill (Volumes 1 and 2)
Sideways Vaginas (all Asian Porn)
The Incrediballs
Being in Julia
House of Flying Semen
Anchordong
Rog balls
Mean and Slutty Girls
The Lay after Tomorrow
I, ho butt
Man on Man. Fire!
Licking her snatchett: A series of FORTUNATE events
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#54
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte

Licking her snatchett: A series of FORTUNATE events

That's... that's four hundred shades of Genious.
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#55
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte

Man on Man. Fire!

I'm partial to this one, myself.
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#56
Million Baller Baby.
Evil Head.
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#57
A Slut on piece size 13'
Pooh's Heffalump Movie
Inside Deep Throat: Cock!
Melinda and Melinda and Melinda
The Amityville Whore
XXX: State of Gabrielle Union's anus
Cumdom of Heather
The Longest Yard
Cinderella Mangina
Batman Begins Sucking Cock
Fun with Dick in Jane
Herbie: Fully Loaded and Sucking Drunk Cock
Fantastic Foursome
Charlie likes licking the Chocolate Factory!
King Dong
Serenity: Her Best of
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#58
The Leauge of Extraordinarily Well Hung Gentlemen
From Helen's Anus
Priapic Pupil
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#59
The Chronicles of Bigdick
The Bourne Vasectomy
Lodgedballs: A True Underdog Story
28 Gays Laid Her
Shaun Loves The Head
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#60
The Girl's Next Hole
Club Head
Million Dollar Butt Baby
Night of the giving head
Myst in Thick Giver
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#61
from IMDB's top twenty movies:

1. The Goodfelcher
2. The Whored of the Cock Rings: Resperm of the King Schlong.
3. The Rawspank Redampening
5. The Seven-inch Samurai Weiner
6. Skinhurt's Fist
7. Casascanky
10. Stark Whores
11. Sit On Ze Cane
12. Juan Blew Over The Foo-foo's Chest
13. Pump Erection
14. Rear Peephole
16. Dr. Rubberglove or: How I Yearned to Stop Burping and Love the Bum.
17. Raisers of the Last Cock
18. The Unusual Spunk Specks
19. The Food, the Bag and the Fugly.
20. Mung-in-ho.
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#62
Quote:

Originally Posted by XTheCrovvX

The Chronicles of Bigdick
28 Gays Laid Her

Genius!
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#63
The Semen Inside

Bun Voyage!

A Very Long Engorgement

As it is in Devon

Nad Education

Maria Full of Groin

Fill Bill: The Whole "Butty" Affair

Internal Cunt Shine of the Hot Lez Kind
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#64
Rough Trade Center
United 69
Children on Men
The Queen
Sweaters on Iwo's Jimas
Fags on our Fathers
Unacompanied Minors: Auditions
Blood Divin'
The Fountain of Cum
Tenacious P in the Dick of Destiny
Little Miss, Hump Mine
Charlotte's Bed
Pan's Labia
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#65
Talladega Nuts: The Balling of Ricky Bobby
The Last Drink of Scotsman
Creamgirls
Flappy Teat
The Anallusionist
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#66
The Good German Shepherd
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#67
Vulver
Thank You for Smoking Dick
Whorat
Beardfest
The Breastige
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#68
Sex-Men: The Fast Hand
For Your Cum Swallowation
Inside Men
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#69
YAY!

Charlotte's Wet
Deck the Balls
The Santa Clause 3: The Rape Clause
Cocktease Balboa
Backdoor Girl
The Taint Unveiled
Letters From Your Vagina

Sauriol's gotta complete his Bond Collection with Casino Royale!
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#70
Acockalypto
The Hills Have Nipples
Mr & Mrs Smith & Her Sister
The Girl With The Pearl Necklace
Hardcore Candy
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