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The Mary Worth War
#1
Disclaimer: All apologies to the creators of the Mary Worth comic strip. This is not meant as a satire of their work but rather a chance to take the serious image of the strip and create odd and obtuse punchlines.

Personally, I think I'm winning.

ROUND ONE

Lewis


Nick


ROUND TWO

Lewis


Nick
#2
ROUND THREE

Lewis


Nick


ROUND FOUR

Lewis


Nick
#3
And Nick's efforts to skew the favor his way:





#4
I had to vote for Swamp Thing, but the important thing is that you keep these coming.

Slang.
#5
Best: Neck, Bees, Walken, Shunting, Peppard.

Worst: Let's hit it, boys.
#6
Swamp Thing wins. I fear for anyone who enters that room.
#7
Best: Swamp Thing, neck, bees

Worst: Nick's attempts to skew the favor was shameless and nonfunny.
#8
More, please. Can't make a decision without sixty or seventy more.
#9
I haven't yet seen this guy Victor. Hoping he shows up in one of the strips soon.
#10
Subtlety and grace are nice but I'm a sucker for Walken and Window Menacers.
#11
ST, but no matter who loses we all win... or vice versa.
#12
Swamp Thing takes all comers. I laugh every time I look at it.
#13
Lewis' last name is Cox.
#14
The Swamp Thing gag is absolutely brilliant. I don't think it can be topped, but hope you try.
#15
#16
Fire cracker! Ha!
#17
That last one is fantastic.
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#22
This one is still the best. It captures that Captain America Rape Face vibe nicely:

#23
Good stuff. Reminds me of the reworked Spider-Man strips.
#24
#25
You're telegraphing the punch line. I so knew that was Zemo in the second panel. There's no hiding that chin.
#26
#27
The couple in the diner ones are my favorites. Keep 'em comin'!
#28
"That's krunk!"

Awesome.
#29
#30
Toht gags never grow old.
#31
So much here, but the "PAY THE CHECK, CUNT" followed by the blind date pun/sight gag had me rolling the most. Please keep these coming.
#32
These are beyond great!
#33
You could build a website solely devoted to these strips. That's how good they are.
#34
It was a pretty even fight, starting with a friendly volley of strips back and forth between Lewis and Nick, but Nick's unleashing of a barrage of diner strips is cementing his stand in the Mary Worth War.

Please continue the attack.
#35
These are really fantastic. Awesome stuff.


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