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Trumpocalypse Now
Part of the reason for the shake-up: Trump wants to testify in front of Mueller.

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/9...3202974722
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This is how I've dreamed of seeing Immortan Don leave DC:



Just this guy, you know?
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(03-22-2018, 01:03 PM)Iron Maiden Wrote: The race to replace is Hope Hicks is getting wild:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-fight-...ssion=true

If you're wondering why anyone would want a promotion in this administration, get in line.

Opportunists, man.
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(03-22-2018, 01:07 PM)Dent6084 Wrote: Part of the reason for the shake-up: Trump wants to testify in front of Mueller.

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/9...3202974722


Do it you moronic pussy!
"I mean don't get me wrong fucking the wolf man is impressive but ugh." - Waaaaaaaalt
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(03-22-2018, 01:07 PM)Dent6084 Wrote: Part of the reason for the shake-up: Trump wants to testify in front of Mueller.

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/9...3202974722

Because that worked out very well for Ted Bundy.

Hopefully, this is true and not a mulligan story that hides the “I WANT TO FIRE MUELLER” rage.

Four days ago, that dumbass was calling for the end of the investigation. Who’s still going now, bitch?
"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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(03-22-2018, 01:03 PM)Iron Maiden Wrote: The race to replace is Hope Hicks is getting wild:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-fight-...ssion=true

Plenty more at the link.  If you're wondering why anyone would want a promotion in this administration, get in line.



I used to be with "it", but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.   -Grandpa Simpson
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What happened to that Russian girl stuck in a Thai jail? Like, obviously she's dead now, right?
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Or just Thai'd up at the moment.

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CA is currently being raided in the UK by Scotland Yard/Police.

https://twitter.com/elizaflorenx/status/...6053959680
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Goddamn, shit is on there.

But really, the fact that Dowd resigned over whether to speak to Mueller or not... doesn’t that seem like a smokescreen for exterminating Mueller  to anyone else? The timing is all too convenient.
"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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Hearing that the police are threatening to cut power to the building and are in shouting matches with employees. This is NUTS.

Also, I'm hearing rumors/rumblings of shit that I can't verify but...if true...would lead me to believe that we're in for a wild 48 hours in general. The fact that we're nearing congressional recess is apparently accelerating everything to a big degree.
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(03-22-2018, 01:07 PM)Dent6084 Wrote: Part of the reason for the shake-up: Trump wants to testify in front of Mueller.

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/9...3202974722
I do so hope he ends up talking himself into doing this, because it'd be glorious. It'd also explain Dowd walking, since no sane lawyer would let a client who regularly makes six impossible claims before breakfast get within a mile of a context where he could end up committing perjury.
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I imagine they're fighting over the personal aide job the way Bart and Lisa fought over who loved Homer more.
Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it's just that a city with a million inhabitants and no sewers is rather robust for poets, who prefer daffodils and no wonder. - Terry Pratchett, Mort
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Senior writer at CNN:

Quote:@kpolantz
UPDATE: 4 defense attorneys at different large law firms have been approached to join Trump's legal defense team in recent weeks. All 4 turned him down.

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(03-22-2018, 01:55 PM)Judas Booth Wrote: Hearing that the police are threatening to cut power to the building and are in shouting matches with employees.  This is NUTS.

“How could THEY cut the power, man! They’re animals, man!”

ETA: holy fucking shit, FOUR lawyers.

Dershowitz and Bob Shapiro, perhaps?
"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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exclusive footage of scotland yard outside ca

Also in the omnibus bill - fucking the Crash Davises of the world:

https://deadspin.com/congress-is-likely-...1823975788
home taping is killing music
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(03-22-2018, 11:46 AM)shaunh Wrote: I want Trump's downfall to be dragged through every street from coast-to-coast so that every man, woman and child can witness him endure the same stress he's caused so many of us.

Westley’s “to the pain” speech from the Princess Bride comes to mind. Though really what I would like to see is total humiliation without actual physical harm.
When life gives you lemons, lemonade is little consolation. 
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(03-22-2018, 02:09 PM)Tim K Wrote: Westley’s “to the pain” speech from the Princess Bride comes to mind. Though really what I would like to see is total humiliation without actual physical harm.


Too late.  People already say "Dear God, what is that thing?" when they see him.
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I'd just like to see him have a massive containment failure on his Depends on live television in front of a worldwide audience.

Well, I mean, I wouldn't want to see that, I'd just like to have it happen.
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(03-22-2018, 01:59 PM)Mangy Wrote: Senior writer at CNN:

Quote:@kpolantz
UPDATE: 4 defense attorneys at different large law firms have been approached to join Trump's legal defense team in recent weeks. All 4 turned him down.

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It's generally not hard to find a lawyer to take on a losing case, particularly when there is a lot of publicity in it.  It takes a bit more, like maybe a reputation for publicly flaunting the advice of your own counsel and also never actually paying your bills.  

I think the word is "SAD!!"
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"Breaking: Wisconsin judge rules Scott Walker must hold special elections this year to fill vacant state legislative seats."'
https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/976875241778614272
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Is the tide turning? I think the tide may be turning.

Please tell me the tide is turning.
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No wonder I'm in such a chipper mood today. Man I hope tomorrow is just as good.
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(03-22-2018, 02:18 PM)RCA Wrote: "Breaking: Wisconsin judge rules Scott Walker must hold special elections this year to fill vacant state legislative seats."'
https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/976875241778614272

Walker's gonna try and appeal this to his cronies on the State Supreme Court, but god I hope he ends up losing on this one. What a miserable, fucking petty little dictator Walker is.
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Breaking: Cambridge whistleblower says Bannon and Trump’s digital firm was specifically warned during the campaign their activities might break U.S. law.

New interview with @arimelber: https://twitter.com/TheBeatWithAri/statu...5523966976

To summarize: Giuliani's law firm was part of that ignored warning - which the whistleblower has a memo of, that he provided to the NYT and Guardian.
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(03-22-2018, 02:33 PM)shaunh Wrote: Breaking: Cambridge whistleblower says Bannon and Trump’s digital firm was specifically warned during the campaign their activities might break U.S. law.

New interview with @arimelber: https://twitter.com/TheBeatWithAri/statu...5523966976

To summarize: Giuliani's law firm was part of that ignored warning - which the whistleblower has a memo of, that he provided to the NYT and Guardian.

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I thought Rudy was on a mountain expedition.
"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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Man, I hope the whistleblower kid has good security. There's definitely been a polonium cocktail mixed in his honor.
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It's amazing how many layers of peripheral scumbags have accreted around this dolt. I'd damn near forgotten about Giuliani's involvement altogether until just now.
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Actual quote from Trump today, speaking to a youth forum on what he’d tell his younger self:

“Don’t run for President.”

I wish time travel existed, but it’s the Timecop variety where both versions of yourself are conjoined and you disappear.
"PREDATOR 2 feels like it was penned by convicts as part of a correctional facility's creative writing program, and that's what I love about it." - Moltisanti
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Oh, and don't forget about Stormy Daniels.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sto...ds-n859076

It just keeps on coming.
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(03-22-2018, 02:48 PM)commodorejohn Wrote: It's amazing how many layers of peripheral scumbags have accreted around this dolt. I'd damn near forgotten about Giuliani's involvement altogether until just now.

It wasn't that long ago he was hitting all the talking head shows before abruptly dropping out of sight virtually overnight. I can't wait to find out what spooked that loud mouthed fucker enough to make him disappear.
Not so much tooth!
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If the Brits help pull us out of this nightmare, I swear I will never bad mouth a James Bond movie again.
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(03-22-2018, 03:07 PM)gatorboy Wrote:
(03-22-2018, 02:48 PM)commodorejohn Wrote: It's amazing how many layers of peripheral scumbags have accreted around this dolt. I'd damn near forgotten about Giuliani's involvement altogether until just now.
It wasn't that long ago he was hitting all the talking head shows before abruptly dropping out of sight virtually overnight. I can't wait to find out what spooked that loud mouthed fucker enough to make him disappear.
Now I'm remembering it, wasn't he making a lot of noise back during or shortly after the election about how great their social-media operations were? Betcha he's neck-deep in the CA thing and just realized where that puts him now that they're coming under serious scrutiny.
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(03-22-2018, 06:58 AM)Mangy Wrote:
(03-21-2018, 06:34 PM)mike j Wrote: And I think it's hilarious that in 2018 people still feel the need to let the world know they don't use Facebook. Like anybody gives a shit.
"You guys are so lame, no one cares about your bullshit. Now here's 20 paragraphs about a robot movie on a message board for 30 people" - Mike J, Cool Guy

Also, it's funny calling anti-Facebook people "fogeys" when the average demographic of that site is your deranged 50-year old aunt. Facebook stopped being cool approximately 35 internet lifetimes ago*

*two years

What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking dimwit? When I have written thirty paragraphs about anything on these forums, let alone a "robot movie"?
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