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My penis is now forty-one...
#1
...but my testicles are only thirty-nine. Wierd, huh?

Somebody wish me a happy birthday while I'm still young enough to read it...

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#2
You can sod off, but I hope your penis has a wonderful day
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#3
Wait a second - your balls dropped when you were three? What were they feeding you?
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#4
I grew up in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia; we ate whatever clan we were fueding with...
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#5
Hey, I know that place. It's on the trail of the lonesome pine...
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#6
<img src="http://mindcritic.dyndns.org/shelby/misc/happybd.gif" alt="" />
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#7
Show off
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#8
Have a very wonderful birthday, Jacob!
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#9
<img src="http://www.innergrail.com/misc/jacobsinger-bday.gif" alt="" />
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#10
THAT is cool, voltes! Kudos for the reference...
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#11
FOUR replies? I must really be an asshole.

&lt; uncoils rope, pushes chair into place, ties end of rope around exposed beam, begins fashioning the thirteen loops in the noose... &gt;

Ah, fuck it. I'm gonna have another shot of Jim Beam. Thanks to those who responded. Chud still rules. frown
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#12
Just saw this now, let me get in a quick "Happy Birthday" before you kick that chair out...
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#13
Quote:

Shelby:
<img src="http://mindcritic.dyndns.org/shelby/misc/happybd.gif" alt="" />

This was so cool, I had to borrow it. Thanks Shelby!
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#14
Happy Birthday, loser.
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#15
Godless, Darwin-worshipping loser, that is.
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#16
Happy Birthday, old man! Shit I am feeling a lot better now. I hope you find someplace to take your "friend" tonight and I hope he has such a good time he throws up.
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#17
Once again, thanks to all. And I got my best present in the mail this afternoon, ten grand from my Dad, who is one generous guy, lemme tell ya. And no, he's not looking to adopt anyone.
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