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Things I Don't "Get"
#36
1)Fundamentalists of any religion or creed.

2)George Bush being re-elected

3)Ashlee Simpson having her own show

4)Wait, fuck #3. MTV as a whole. Why does it plague us?
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#37
People who own/drive Mini Coopers.

Wouldn't one hit by any car kill them instantly?
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#38
safer than a motorcycle.
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#39
4. People who double park
5. The fascination with forensics shows
6. Quentin Tarantino
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#40
1. Fargo (the film, not the city)
2. American Idol
3. Star Trek fandom
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#41
1. 'Fight Club'
2. People that don't like to do anything outdoors
3. Peanut Butter
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#42
1. The love for Equilibrium, an appalling, smeared shite of a movie.

2. Where old women get their shoes (seriously, have you ever seen old women's booties for sale in a shop? Anywhere? Think about it.)

3. How everyone ends up with a wardrobe full of coathangers and no one has ever bought one.

4. How anyone with even a modicum of discernment could vote for that fucking monkey fundamentalist moron in the White House. Twice.

5. Why people who can talk fast and rhythmically into a microphone end up on Cribs in 14,000 sq foot houses.
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#43
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rmoncivais

3. Why some people in Austin think they are the coolest people in the world.

Are you thinking of Harry Knowles?
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#44
7. The appeal of The O.C.
8. The appeal of reality television in general
9. The appeal of Paris Hilton
10. kids today

Huh... guess there's a lot I don't 'get.'
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#45
1) Loser-chic (Emo, Napoleon Dynamite)
2) Anime and manga
3) Iced coffee
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#46
1. Nirvana (the band, not the state of mind)
2. Reality Television
3. T-Mobile Sidekicks
4. George Lopez
5. Grand Theft Auto (the game, not the crime)
6. The physical appeal of Jennifer Garner
7. Those huge-ass sunglasses that I always see Paris Hilton and the Olsen twins wearing. (Seriously, why not just wear a motorcycle helmet?)
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#47
Quote:

Originally Posted by Eileen

3. People who back into a clothes rack and fart (must think the smell will absorb into the sweaters)

I just can't get past this one. What does that even mean? People back into clothing racks at stores and fart into them? I'm stunned and angered by this.
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#48
1) David Fincher.
2) Fox TV. Futurama, Firefly and soon Arrested Development. They had three of the best shows on TV and soon they'll have none...stupid bastards!
3) "More Obscure than Thou" elitists...so you know more about Argento movies then I do? How exactly does that make you a better person than me?
4) Why people think editing has something to do with the length of a movie...
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#49
Quote:

Originally Posted by O.B.Salmon

2. "Fucktard"

Let me help ya there:



"You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!"
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#50
Quote:

Originally Posted by giftedinpants

Let me help you now:

Halo sucks, and Red Vs. Blue is even worse.

4. People who say HALO sucks. For Christ's sake the game is an absolute blast.
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#51
1) Constant Paris Hilton coverage/fame
2) Reality T.V. [I never believe that Survivors weekly elimination always is about TWO PEOPLE!]
3) Star Trek [how come every shot at the sip no matter where results in the bridge explodign shaking?]
4) Ditto Fox T.V. [You can say ratings cancel them but they cancel some shortly after debut]
5) Tim Story getting the director job for Fantastic Four [Why?]
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#52
1. Why young girls feel it is nessacary to dress like skanks and whores and act like them as well to get attention. When did self-respect and looking nice and attractive go out the door?
2. The shaggy hair thing that guys are doing now... what gives?
3. People that don't use the turn signal... seriously, how hard is it to flip the lever up or down? It's not that hard! It's probably one of the simplest things anyone can do.
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#53
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth_Chocula

3) Star Trek [how come every shot at the sip no matter where results in the bridge explodign shaking?

Cause that's where all the main characters usually are.
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#54
1. Why car companies really think that screaming car commercials are going to sell anything at all

2. The appeal of Vera Bradley bags (anyone? anyone? Bueller? anyone?)

3. Calculus
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#55
Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Connors

3. How everyone ends up with a wardrobe full of coathangers and no one has ever bought one.

Take 5 rumpled shirts to a drycleaner, get 5 new hangers.
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#56
Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Connors

3. How everyone ends up with a wardrobe full of coathangers and no one has ever bought one.

You people keep stealing them from my closet. I never have enough...even after I buy some.


1) How VIPs in corporations think they're saving money by outsourcing everything to India. This isn't about India as a country, it's about the scammers running the support companies insisting that they can deliver services. Meanwhile, loss of quality services screws the corporations.

2) Neilsen ratings. You have to meet strict standards to become a Neilsen family...how is this supposed to show proper ratings of show?

3) The reality TV craze...it's on par with the people who think Pro Wrestling is real.
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#57
1) drycleaning
2) Nirvana (the state of mind, not the band)
3) Scorceses
4) gold teeth
5) "Blue Collar" comedy
6) people who can't drive the speed limit on a highway
7) people in San Antonio who think they are cooler than people in Austin
8) people in Austin who think they are cooler than everyone else
9) why those damn kids wont stay off my lawn
10) why parents would rather control what I watch on television and in the theater than learn to use the damn channel lock on the TV.

Edited to change tt "Blue Collar" I guess I don't get White Collar and Blue Collar either.
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#58
* The obsession with pro sports and atheletes.

*Hunting- Guys who do this are usually white and most likely have a tiny cock.

* The new Battlestar Galactica- Has no style whatsoever and is a total snooze, yet it's being watched for some reason.

*NU- Metal- Why must they fucking scream the song?

* Republicans- Why must they continue to stray futher and further away from the orginal parties ideals. Nixon wept!

*Monty Python- Not funny.

*Animal cruelty- Why does this shit continue?

* George Bush the Sequel- I will say it again, if you voted for this douche bag you are mentally ill.

*Bratty fucking children
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#59
I don't get guys who wear pink t-shirts. I mean.. society started us out in the world with pink and blue booties.. why fuck with it now? Guys!!! PLEASE don't wear pink!
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#60
William Shatner has a few things he just 'Doesn't Get'...
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#61
Quote:

Originally Posted by bibbalicious37

I don't get guys who wear pink t-shirts. I mean.. society started us out in the world with pink and blue booties.. why fuck with it now? Guys!!! PLEASE don't wear pink!

Guys who wear pink shirts are the future.

But you're right, let's stick to our pre-assigned colours.
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#62
MTV

Why studios make movies that cost 200 million dollars

Why studios make movies from bad screenplays

Modern porn

People who don't watch old or foreign movies

Fanboys

America

Black metal
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#63
"Survivor"
The obsession with scarey ass Scarlett Johanson
Why men don't "get" women. We're so easy to please.
Pizza
Beyonce big ass Knowles
The whole Hobbit/Ring thing
Harry (totally sucks) Potter

And most importantly:
Why everyone doesn't think like me!
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#64
Scientology
Kabbalah
Religion
How people can honestly say Michael Jackson DIDN'T do all those things and more...just cause he made "Thriller" (he's living in my country now and I don't get the fawning over him that the DJs do)
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#65
1: Quantum Physics

2: People who talk in a Theatre during a movie!!!*****

3: Why my penis couldn't have been bigger
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#66
England, Great Britain, United Kingdom (or whatever the fuck you call it)


people who think they are in their own living room when they are in a theater


people who don't like golf or hunting
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#67
1. Out much

2. The Godfather. I know, "It's all about family." Not my family, that's for sure.

3. Any kind of sports mania. How can the way some guy hits a ball affect your self-esteem?
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#68
1) Death Cab for Cutie
2) The Napoleonic Code
3) Bruce Jones' run on "The Incredible Hulk"
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#69
-non-alcoholic beer
-hunting for sport
-reality TV
-religion in general
-america
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